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young Jim Kirk flipping the bird to the viewer while young Spock looks on indulgently, art by pembroke



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    A series of fills for prompts taken from lj, dw, & tumblr. Multi-fandom, hoping to post one a day!

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    Disciplinary Matters and two ways alternate that the way that those circumstances could have shaken out

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    If Kirk was a maths genius, and never took Pike up on the dare to do better, but still managed to get to Starfleet? This is what that would look like.

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    ”Oh, shit,” he groans, “This is like Cinderella, isn’t it?! Like Cinderella, but with cock. Cock instead of slippers.”

    Where Harry’s hexed so that he can’t lose his erection until he sleeps with his soulmate. If only those were easier to find.

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    09 Jun 2018

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    The prompt: Draco is a telemarketer who calls Harry trying to sell him stuff; phone sex ensues.

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    09 Jun 2018

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    They don’t cuddle, they don’t talk about their relationship (or lack thereof) and they certainly never fall asleep in each other’s arms.

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    09 Jun 2018

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    “Don’t you think I would have gone to Pomfrey if I thought she could help me?”

    “Then what can I do?”

    “I nee—” Malfoy broke off with a soft grunt and a pained expression. He took a shaky breath and tried again, his voice wobbling. “Will you touch me, Potter?”

    Draco is cursed to speak in questions. Well...Spelled, thanks to the stupidly improper archival practices of the fourth century. Harry Potter is there to save the day, but Draco isn’t going to give in to his help so easily. Fortunately, the method of saving might be more satisfactory than Draco expected this time.

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    27 May 2018

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    “Where is your father today?” one of the reports asked. Yurio’s eyes were cold and dead when he answered.
    “How would I know? I haven’t seen him in eight years.” Otabek’s hand fell down his arm, presumably to wrap around his hand. “And the worst part about Viktor,” Yurio said with a choked laugh. “Is that he is exactly the same and I can’t believe I fell for it twice.”

     

    Or in which Viktor flings himself into fatherhood despite literally everyone in his life telling him it's a bad idea.

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    31 Mar 2018

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