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    A semi-fixit verse that exists somewhere between canon, where everything is terrible, and a truly boring world, where everything is fine. Also, Stuckony.

    Like 90% MCU compliant through Thor: Ragnarok. After that it's chaos. And Sexcapades.

    (i'm mostly ordering the works in the order I think you should read them, which is mostly chronological within the universe, rather than the order in which they were written, sorry if that's confusing? It's probably confusing either way. I choose this way.)

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    On what should be a routine mission to disable an abandoned Hydra base, Steve is captured by persons unknown. Getting him back should have been the hard part, but that’s just the beginning of a new danger facing the planet.

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    17 Sep 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This Shit Fucked Me Right Up, Please Enjoy.

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    There were days when the realization that he was someone’s father made Steve's head hurt, but mostly he was grateful that he could trust his instincts, because apparently Peter was what had been missing from his life. Yes, he still had lingering, unresolved issues from his time in the Army, and sure, he had what Bucky annoyingly referred to as a criminally untapped ass, and no life outside of work and Peter, but Steve was okay with how his life had turned out because of trusting his instincts.

    Unfortunately, those same instincts had straight up betrayed him by going absolutely haywire upon being exposed to Tony Stark.

    Veteran single dad Steve runs a tattoo shop. For his 40th birthday, Pepper arranges for Tony to get that tattoo he always wanted, and he winds up with the mother of all crushes instead. Jumping out of airplanes is one thing, but falling in love is something else entirely. Steve struggles with the idea of actually letting someone into his life. Tony is left trying to keep his heart from being broken while Steve figures things out.

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    20 Jun 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm not crying, you're crying.

    You know what, you're right, we're both crying, and neither of us is ever going to be able to listen to Abbey Road the same way again, but it's worth it.

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    There's no "I" in "Avenger."

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    17 May 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    A fabulous get-together with a great Tony.

    Also contains that scene where Thor accidentally spikes Tony off the floor like a game-winning football.

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    It's an AU where everyone works in the food industry. That makes total sense and is definitely not wildly irrational on any axis.

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    06 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of those AUs you just want to live in. I would never leave this street. DJ Stark is also in this one he is a precious angel. *Except his last name is Fujikawa in this one because it's a things-work-like-the-real-world setting so no magic and robots, just babies who get made the normal way.

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    06 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Years ago, this was the first Stony fic I ever read. I still come back to it every couple of months. Because lots of reasons. But mostly, son, let me tell you about DJ Stark.