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    She knew next to nothing, and Google was largely unhelpful. All of her searches (“vampire sex rules” and “vampire dos and don’ts” and one very self-indulgent “average vampire cock size big?”) linked her to dated top ten lists written by anyone other than an actual vampire.

     

    Twenty minutes of frustrated scrolling eventually led her to a supernatural dating forum. The website was horribly aged, but still active. Questions were tagged, which meant that it was easy to narrow down her search. Vampire, she clicked, and Sex.

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    In which Rey gets suckered into shooting porn with one of Poe's pickiest vampire actors.

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    21 Jan 2020

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    Given the shortage of Dwarven diversity, Thorin’s company is eager for a look at Bilbo’s parts.

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    29 Dec 2019

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    Falling in love with a ghost was the stupidest thing he could do, so of course it was exactly what he did.

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    11 Dec 2019

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    After having been alone in the dark for so long, Hikaru is much like the sun to Sai.

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    03 Dec 2019

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    It was crucial, Tommy had said, that they arrived in the Third Age. The Third Age was the best age. That sweet spot in the timeline where they could do the most good without destroying the future. Tommy was dead though, and Lucy was lost: deposited unto the care of one hapless Glorfindel. The Noldor were not to be trifled with, she learned belatedly. Doom was never far behind them. AU.

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    23 Nov 2019