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    I blame the kink meme I guess wow... these don't really have any actual order it's just all inappropriate bread porn.

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    These are my WK fic/lets that more or less conform with canon, written to fill in missing scenes and try to explain plot gaps and so forth. Also there's a bunch of porn.

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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    Five stories about how Miroslav and Lukas met in different alternate universes.

    Part One: World Cup 1990: A twelve-year-old Miroslav just wants to watch the world cup final in peace.

    Part Two: Euro Cup 2008:Lukas Podolski, star Polish striker, squares off against Miroslav Klose, veteran German striker, in the first group match of the Euro Cup 2008.

    Part Three: The Bad Season: Lukas Podolski's football career was ended when he was only 19, resulting in a dramatic change. (aka: shameless Lukas!Hooker fic.)

    Part Four: Lost Religion: Miroslav was raised to be a good Catholic boy. At twenty-five he is the youngest priest to be sent to Cologne with hopes of bringing young men like Lukas Podolski back to the Church. (aka: Catholic Priest!Miro fic.)

    Part Five: Friends in Unlikely Places: Lukas works for his mother's child day-care. When she wants a new rocking chair he meets a quiet carpenter named Miroslav. (aka: Normal!People AU)

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    04 Sep 2014

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    “Is this the sort of man you think I am?” Valjean asks, and when he leans back a little, as if to escape Javert's touch, he knows that he was right to fear. “Do you think me capable of such a thing?” Another long pause. Javert trembles silently, tries to think of something to say, but his shame drowns out all thought. “Javert... Do you wish I were capable of such a thing?”

     

    Javert chokes back a sound of guilt. How can he explain something which deep in his heart he knows is a thing of darkness, of filth? “I know you are not.” He looks up, at last, helpless, imploring for an understanding he does not think he deserves. “I should never have asked – forgive me. I should never have told you what I imagined. To wish for you to be that man – ah, Valjean, never. Never that. My thoughts have always shamed me.” 

    Valjean and Javert explore one of Javert's fantasies, which in turn leads to further explorations of their history and the still awkward nature of their relationship.

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    05 Jun 2014

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    He went to sleep in an asylum; he woke up in a reality not his own. Will's either gone down the rabbit hole of his own unstable mind, or he's ended up someplace else entirely. (The non-opaque summary: Will wakes up in a universe where he and Hannibal are dating.)

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    31 Mar 2014

  4. Rec 1

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    Random bits of things that my brain has been vomiting up while I try to get past my block on 'Intentions.' Deals mostly with canon stuff that annoys me, and that I therefore need to fix by utterly ignoring canon. Since most of it is focused on making my brain behave on Intentions, most of this is focused on Wu/Muldoon, but my horrible friends might possibly have inspired me to write some Muldoon/Clever Girl and also I might put in some of my Ian Malcolm stuff, because writing jerks is fun.

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    01 Jan 2014

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Marius is more than usually dismayed at the identity of Courfeyrac's latest conquest.

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    30 Dec 2013