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When they first asked if he wanted to join them, Matt thought maybe they meant for dinner. And then Luke says, “Jess, he can’t see you,” and Jessica says, “Well, shit, how am I supposed to really subtly wink at him?”
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02 Sep 2017
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Marcus is twenty-three and half-concussed when it finally occurs to him that he might actually kind of sort of be really into dudes.[ ALTERNATIVELY - Marcus and Oliver are aggressively oblivious professional hockey players.]
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- Part 1 of Ice, Ice, Baby
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13 Jul 2017
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Prom rears its head at Hogwarts High, and suddenly, Oliver Wood finds himself in the middle of a who's-going-to-ask-who rumor party when all he cares about is winning the soccer championship.
All his friends are trying to set him up and urge him to add some romance into his life. Which is great and all, but he's kinda already dating a certain football captain. Whoops.
(or: the HS Prom AU that nobody asked for.)
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09 Jul 2017
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This may make Melissa a terrible mother, but things were so much easier when Scott and Stiles were unpopular and spent their weekends on either her or John’s couch, playing Mario Kart and talking about all of the stuff they were never going to be cool enough to do. Scott and Stiles’ weekends now mostly involve blood and Derek Hale.
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24 May 2016
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Talk to Me (But Maybe Use Different Words) by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
12 May 2016
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Clint Barton's To Do list
1. Buy more undies.
2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
5. Feed dog.
6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.Phil Coulson's To Do list:
1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
2. Buy butter.Series
- Part 1 of Words are Hard