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About: I write AUs exclusively. A large amount of my time and attention these days is devoted to an epic Star Wars/Silmarillion crossover multiverse (see most of my series page). I am unapologetically pro-Noldor and pro-Fëanor. At any given time I have several WIPs going, and I have a lot on my to-do list that I haven't touched yet and will keep me busy for years to come.
You sound like an unholy King/Gaiman hybrid with a dollop of cracky humour.
Comment policy: I love getting positive feedback - it makes my day, so if you like something I've written and want to tell me so, please feel free to say something nice! Doesn't have to be long, either, even "I like this" is great. :D (Not that I'm demanding it, though.)
However, comments are moderated - I do not engage with trolls. Ship and let ship, don't like don't read.
Transformative works policy: Chantress, Spiced_Wine and Narya_Flame have blanket permission to transform any of my works. Anyone else, ask first - usually fine with it, just want a heads up and a link would be shiny. :)
Gift fic?: Unless I know you, it's another case of "ask first". My tastes are complicated.
Disclaimer: I am (significantly) over 18. Depiction does not equal personal endorsements of the activities portrayed in my stories, fiction is not reality, so please do not make assumptions about my life based on subjects or kinks I write about.