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    The one where they all work at SNL. That's right, I said SNL.

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  1. Public Bookmark 45

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    There are times when Lan Zhan pictures the version of himself that is human. Fist-sized muscle beating in his chest, the precarious architecture of a skeleton, wet muscle and visceral organs. He sees that Lan Zhan swallowing and setting his jaw, although the real Lan Zhan does not make those motions. The movement of his mouth is only a formality, a quirk of programming to soften the strangeness of his existence, as he says, “You weren’t here.”

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    28 Nov 2021

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    A spell designed to destroy spiritual weapons locks E-Ming and Ruoye in mortal bodies. But anyone (especially Xie Lian) could have told you that those were no ordinary weapons.

    With E-Ming and Ruoye both doing their best in their strange, new bodies, Xie Lian and Hua Cheng find some unpleasant reminders of the past rearing their heads...

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    29 Sep 2021

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    Shang Qinghua has been harbouring a crush on his ex-roommate and current boss, Mobei-Jun, for the past eight years. He has tried every method in the book short of standing in front of Mobei-Jun stark naked with a banner that says “Would you like to fuck?”, but Mobei-Jun remains oblivious to his very homosexual feelings. Having enough of an unrequited love, Shang Qinghua decides to give up on his CEO and revive his lacklustre acting career instead. But why does it seem the more Shang Qinghua tries to distance himself from Mobei-Jun, the clingier that man becomes!?
     
    Mobei-Jun aren’t you the CEO of a talent agency!? Why are you appearing on the set of every show I’m on!? Why are you rejecting every screenplay with kissing scenes in them!? What are you posting on your Weibo!?
     
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    Entertainment Industry AU whereby Mobei-Jun is an acclaimed actor and CEO of a talent management company, and Shang Qinghua is a C-tier actor too busy trying to seduce said CEO to build his career.

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    16 Sep 2021

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    "Shang Qinghua. You are safe. You are mine. You were given a poison that affects your memory. Dual cultivation will cure the effects. We will wait until you are ready for it. Do you have any questions?"


    Shang Qinghua wakes up to find that not only has he transmigrated, he's also lost his memory. And for some reason, neither the world of PIDW nor Mobei Jun are quite how he remembers writing them...

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    14 Sep 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 88

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    “I have been patient in waiting for an heir,” Shang Qinghua's father said. “And I would be content to wait longer, if that is what it took for you to find someone you wanted. But I cannot be patient for this. You will marry Wei Changying.”

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    Shang Qinghua is the crown prince, Mobei Jun is his bodyguard, and he is not subtle in his efforts to thwart all courtship meetings between Shang Qinghua and his suitors. However, when tensions rise with the North, Mobei Jun's efforts are no longer enough. Shang Qinghua will marry and it will not be to Mobei Jun.

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    13 Sep 2021

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