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    Max leaves, and Furiosa stays.

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    01 Aug 2020

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    When Diego had decided to turn vigilante, he’d foreseen that he’d likely be shot at, stabbed, punched, and/or assaulted with any number of blunt weapons, often during the same night. He never imagined that’d he’d ever run the possibility of being kidnapped by a skinny priest in order to be sacrificed to some God of Death—

    “And Misfortune,” said the priest, “but we don’t advertise that. You’d be surprised how many people are OK with death but Not OK with a teeny bit of bad luck.”

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    11 Jul 2020

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    “You guys seem really chill about all this,” observed Ben. “By this point most people are running around screaming.”

    “Occupational hazard,” said Klaus.

    “I’ve lost a lot of blood,” said Diego. “I’m just accepting everything at face value right now.”

     

    Allison is the best damn realtor in the business, and she is going to sell the Hargreeves Mansion if it kills her. Never mind that it’s packed to the rafters with the ghastly relics of grisly murders, or that there’s a vampire in the basement who looks like a 13-year-old, or that the medium she hired to exorcise its inhabitants keeps flirting with some of them, i.e. the one with the knives and the one with the tentacles. Or that if they all spend enough time together, they just might cause the apocalypse.

    NotSiblings!AU that is basically The Umbrella Academy as American Horror Story: Murder House, though you need not have seen any AHS to read this.

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    11 Jul 2020

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    Post-Mockingjay. Everyone freeloads at Katniss's house. It kind of helps.

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    28 Jun 2020

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    How Cinna became a revolutionary, and other stories; most notably, how he deconstructed Finnick Odair.

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    15 Jun 2020