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Fandoms: Touch of Pink (2004)
17 Dec 2018
Alim and Giles, after.
Niall ends up with a chicken tender that looks like a dick.
Fandoms: Big Wolf on Campus
21 Dec 2017
To say that Tommy was shocked when Merton showed up in his dorm as his roommate was a complete understatement. Not to mention thrilled.
Fandoms: Bill Hodges Trilogy - Stephen King
17 Dec 2017
Holly loves movies. Luckily, so do Bill and Jerome, which makes it easier to bond with them.
Niall accidentally overhears Zayn wanking in the shower, and maybe he'd be able to stop thinking about it constantly if Zayn wasn't doing his best to make that impossible.
09 Aug 2019
Aziraphale’s eyes crack back to him, like a pistol whip. The fixed look enters his gaze again. Crowley stares flatly back. He’s been an apex predator for far longer than Aziraphale ever has. But then Aziraphale wrenches his eyes away and roughly shakes his head. “I really don’t. I—that is to say—she—”
“Who?” Crowley demands furiously. “Michael? Beezlebub?”
Anger bubbles up in Crowley’s chest, but he tamps it down. It can wait. “What did she do?”
“I don’t know, Crowley!” It’s almost like their normal bickering, except Aziraphale is shaking so hard that Crowley can hear his wings rustle. “She said—she—” He squeezes his eyes shut. “‘Fall, or die. The choice is yours’.”
OR: Aziraphale is hit with sex pollen. Crowley helps him through it.
“Actually, the fact that it’s forbidden is a point in its favour. I intend to make the absolute most of my newfound freedom.” Aziraphale blinks, and Crowley could swear he saw something wicked surface and disappear in those pale blue eyes of his. “Dearest, you can close your mouth now. You look quite like a fish out of water.”
Crowley does close his mouth. “I—you—I just—I was not expecting you to agree so quickly.”
Aziraphale steps closer to him, putting a hand on his cheek. “Why would I ever deny you something you want?” Crowley decides to be gracious and not point out Aziraphale has a long history of doing exactly that. But that was before. This is now.
Crowley asks Aziraphale to use his angelic powers on him in bed.
Of course, because this is Crowley, he does not realize he’s in way over his head until it’s too late.
28 Jul 2019
Crowley hiccups. It turns into a burp. “Angel,” he repeats, and if it sounds soppy, well, what do you expect. Crowley is three winds—sheets—anyway he’s shitfaced. It’s not like Aziraphale doesn’t know Crowley’s in love with him. It’s not like it’s a secret. It’s not like Crowley hasn’t lived with the mortification of being known down to the molecule every day for six thousand years.
Why is he here again? Oh yes.
“I need your help.”
It turns out glitter is miracle-proof and, also, that it itches. Crowley needs some help preening. He gets a bit more than he bargained for.
It started like this: A boy with the ability to warp reality met an angel and a demon and he made assumptions.
You might say it started like this: An angel and a demon found a marriage contract hung on the wall of the angel's bookshop. They didn't question it.
It also could have started like this: Once upon a time, the angel told the demon he went too fast. The demon took it to heart.
Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves somehow married. Crowley fears going too fast. Aziraphale forges ahead. Neither know how to ask questions of each other.
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20 Nov 2020
21 Jun 2019
Three of Aziraphale's excellent ideas, and how Crowley (very casually) obliges him, as a friend does.