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    Two obscenely attractive men wanted to pay her for sex and she was throwing a fit over it? Darcy’s principles covered telling women when their skirts were tucked into their panties, always paying her share of split bills and never settling for decaf, they got a little confused when it came to downloading media and being paid for sex that she kind of wanted to have anyway.

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    15 Jul 2018

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    Uhhh....... ya

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    When the reconciled Black sisters go on holiday together, Andromeda entrusts Draco, rather than Harry, with five year old Teddy Lupin for three weeks. Harry is convinced she made the wrong choice, and he decides the way to fix this is simply to keep turning up at the manor and refusing to leave Draco alone.

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    10 Jul 2018

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    Hashtag bless

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    She almost smiles, and true alarm starts to build in his chest. “I’m afraid I’m not here for something so small. Professor Roberts has resigned.”

    “Good,” Draco says honestly, “Would you like a list of suitable alternatives? I know a number of competent potions masters abroad, but then of course you’d have to hire another teacher to act as the Slytherin head. I’m afraid you’ve dried up all the half decent Slytherin Potions masters.”

    “Not all of them,” she says quietly.

    He blinks. She can’t be serious. “You can’t be serious.”

    “Gravely,” she says, “Mr. Malfoy, I am not above begging.”

    What the bloody fuck. “I don’t even like potions!”

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    Draco returns to Hogwarts.

    He has a duty to his blood and his name and his house, and he will fulfill it.

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    06 Jul 2018

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    WHAT a FIC I love this kind of HP headcanon the most

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    In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.

    Their best isn't perfect.

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    “Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezor with them.”

    Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –

    Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”

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    (Now with a TV Tropes page!)

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    02 Jul 2018

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    This fic is a GIFT
    The best EVER

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    27 Jun 2018

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    Ich liebe

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