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    We keep writing these, and we inflict them on the internet here. Eat your heart out, Weird Al.

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    In which SZC and XXC grew up in different parts of the United States, and independently decided to travel around helping people as best they could. And then Zichen pulled over by the side of the road to help a guy (Xingchen) with a broken-down car, and they decided two sets of hands was better than one.

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    The one where Xiao Xingchen is a Bajoran Prophet, and Song Lan is a Bajoran monk.

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    What the American male really wants is two things: he wants to be blown by a stranger while reading a newspaper and he wants to be fucked by his buddy when he's drunk. Everything else is society.

    - W. H. Auden, The Table-Talk of W. H. Auden, Alan Ansen, 1990, pp. 80-81

    Or, Napoleon Solo begins to know himself, and Ilya Kuryakin makes his own happiness.

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    “So what’d you come back for? It’s been ages.”
    “I was hungry,” Lan Zhan replies. Wei Ying laughs.
    “You came all the way back here just because you were hungry?”
    “Mh.”

    Years after his mother's death, Lan Zhan, tired of his life in the city, returns to his childhood home.

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    22 Apr 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    poetry references, szc and xxc doing their delightful #relationshipgoals thing in the background

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    In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.

    Their best isn't perfect.

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    “Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”

    Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –

    Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”

    ~

    (Now with a TV Tropes page!)

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    20 Mar 2021

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    “Is that a…body?”
    “No,” the student says with a smile while the shadowy figure mumbles, “Um. Yes.”
    They pause and look at each other.
    “Is it a fierce corpse?” Fan Feihong asks, suddenly concerned, “Because fierce corpse transportation costs extra.”

    The Cultivation World has a postal service. Fan Feihong is the long-suffering postal service worker running around trying to deliver a package to Wei Wuxian (whoever that is, he has no idea what's going on, really)

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    21 Feb 2021

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    Jiang Cheng realises that his own nephew has never tried his mother's signature dish, and takes it upon himself to rectify this.

    [Recipe at the end]

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    19 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    contains recipe

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    Jiang Cheng has his own secrets. Some of them are part of the unburied past; some of them are about how long it's been since anyone has touched him.

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    19 Feb 2021