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11 Jul 2019
Bilbo Baggins had walked this earth a total of eight times in his past. He did remember them all, in some form or another, though he could rarely recall their names or faces, or very much detail about their lives at all. He always remembered their deaths, though. And he always remembered how it was someone – a well-meaning wizard, for instance – that had shown up and enticed or blackmailed him away from his home and family to go off and die for the good of the world.
Much like what was happening now.
Or: How the dragon soul of Bilbo Baggins made a deal with Manwë and can't seem to escape the consequences, and Thorin Oakenshield looks far too much like one of Bilbo's dead husbands.
- Part 1 of Faal Fozir (The Debt)
16 Apr 2015
When Gandalf strolled up the Bagshot Row towards Bag End, Bilbo Baggins was far from pleased.
He might have owed the wizard a favour, sure, though the old coot himself never even mentioned payback of any kind, but a suicidal quest to reclaim a homeland and slay a dragon with only thirteen dwarves, and not thirteen of the brightest at that, was a bit too much.
Then there was, of course, the issue of him being a dragon. Kind of. And even bigger issue of Goldlust that could only be controlled by a Tamer. But Bilbo's people were long dead and gone, and his potential Heart with them.
So why is his spirit all but purring at the sight of a certain pigheaded Dwarf King?
02 Oct 2019
“Of course it has to be Gandalf.” Bilbo muttered, “I couldn’t just have some other wizard visit me.”
Not that he’d be happier with any of the other wizards visiting him at all. If Saruman had appeared on his doorstep he’d die of fright or more likely shock. In the shire a saying had become popular after Belladonna Took had run off with the wizard and returned three days late for her wedding some months later: Where Gandalf went there would be trouble.
(Or the one where Bilbo is a dragon and still gets roped into reclaiming Erebor, Gandalf is a meddling Wizard, and Bilbo may have confusing feelings for Thorin Oakenshield)
Bilbo Baggins may look like an ordinary, everyday hobbit, but in reality that’s far from the truth. Bilbo’s hobbit form is a curse, casted upon him from the Valar themselves. The only way to break the curse and regain his true form from the tiny and weak body he detests with his very soul is through death. Easy, right? Wrong. The catch of the curse is, he can’t die. No matter how many times he’s tried, he can’t get injured or scratched or even get a broken finger. He can't die.
What is a poor dragon like himself to do? Why, have a meddlesome wizard take him on another journey with another promise of the death he’s always wanted and the freedom he is desperate for. But there’s another catch. The journey involves him traveling with dwarves, one of the many pitiful races he detest. Surely the answer to his curse is not dwarves that aren't worthy of his time. He’d end up killing them before they reached the end.
What could these dwarves even give him to set him free?
(I'm throwing in the towel. I'm unable to finish this.)
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25 Jan 2015