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    Caelan lets out a choked laugh. “I need a favor.”

    Must be a hell of a favor, Claude thinks, if it has him worked up like this. “Okay,” he hedges. It can’t be money; Caelan makes enough of it these days. “What kind of favor?”

    “I need you to be Dad’s date to my wedding.”

    Claude and Danny broke up ten years ago, so that's going to be awkward.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    100
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    386
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    By twenty-eight, Stiles has resigned himself to a quiet life of working in his magic shop, selling Jackson Whittemore fart-inducing tea, and looking after his goddaughter. It's a good life. But the quiet goes to hell when his sister, Lydia, shows up with a crispy werewolf in her trunk and a bite mark on her shoulder, because hard on her heels comes the hottest person Stiles has ever seen, and he happens to be looking for his uncle.

    You know, the dead guy Stiles helped Lydia bury last night.

    (Or: the Pracitical Magic AU nobody asked for.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    420
    Kudos:
    13264
    Bookmarks:
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    Derek Hale has a good day. Based on this Tumblr post.

    Derek wakes up in his new apartment. The birds are singing, the sun is shining, the lady next door gives him a cupcake. Then he sees Stiles shirtless. Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

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    1,267
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    5358
    Bookmarks:
    685
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    Stiles gives Derek a flea bath. Then things get weird.

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    “Is this a joke?” Stiles says when Derek hands him the bottle. It has to be a joke, right? This is just more evidence of Derek’s redeveloping sense of humor. Ha-ha. He’s hilarious.

    “Does it look like I’m joking,” Mr. Murder Eyebrows himself says flatly.

    Fuck, he’s not joking.

    Stiles turns the bottle over in his hands. No matter how many times he reads it, it still says Flea Treatment Shampoo for Dogs.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    5057
    Bookmarks:
    703
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    Lupinus wrote a Tumblr post asking where all the subby Derek topping to Stiles's exact specifications fic is. An excellent question to which I had no answer, until now.

    OR, Stiles figures out Derek's holding back in bed, and fixes it with his dirty mouth.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    3669
    Bookmarks:
    569
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    It's been years since Derek escaped from the hunters who killed his family and bound him in his human form. He travels solo, never staying in one place, keeping under the radar--until a skinny, smart-mouthed kid stows away in the back of his truck.

    Four months ago Stiles's first kiss put his best friend in a coma. His dad gave him a couple hundred bucks and a hug and told him to run. By the time Stiles witnesses the cage fighter known as Wolverine take out a shotgun and its wielder with his bare hands, he's got a plan. He knows there's a school in New York for kids like him. All he has to do is get there.

     

    OR, in which Derek is the werewolf version of Wolverine and Stiles is Rogue and the plot of X-Men progresses accordingly, with a few notable deviations.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    150
    Kudos:
    7737
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    2464
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    Derek saves a nymph from being somebody's Christmas decoration. As a reward, the nymph grants him a twig of mistletoe.

    If Derek had known the mistletoe would come to life and goad him into kissing people at random, he might have tried to refuse.

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    Of course, Derek doesn’t notice. Not at first. How would he, when he’s alone? The mistletoe can’t do anything to him when he’s alone. It just sits in the house, hung above the fireplace, next to his tiny Christmas tree. Only when he shows up at Scott’s to return Melissa’s stepladder—Lydia and Stiles insisted he put up Christmas lights—does he realize the gift’s true purpose.

     

    Melissa lifts one corner of her mouth in a wry smile and tells him, “You’ve got a little something right—” and reaches up above his head.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    4849
    Bookmarks:
    773
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    Four hours—that’s how long it takes after the Daedalus II drops off the new contingent of baby scientists and Marines before Rodney starts taking bets on who’ll be the first to get into Derek Hale’s pants.

     

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    A month ago John's team rescued a former runner named Derek Hale. He's great to have on offworld missions--he's like a danger magnet; nobody else gets so much as a splinter. But there's just something different about him. John can't quite put his finger on it....

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    175
    Kudos:
    5636
    Bookmarks:
    1341
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    Derek is an Elvis impersonator. Stiles is the sound and lighting engineer in charge of his show. Over sequins, hip swivels, and 50s ballads, they fall in love.

     

    Derek’s grumpy eyebrows disappear under a mask of pure showmanship as his lip curls up and he does a—a thing with his hips and the microphone stand, wow, is it hot in here?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    1550
    Bookmarks:
    335
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    What if Derek’s money doesn’t come from the insurance from the fire? What if it’s royalties from sales of an adult toy? One that’s no longer in production?

    What if Stiles had one and it was perfect and it broke?

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    4928
    Bookmarks:
    772
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    Inspired by this Tumblr post, and written for lupinus's birthday.

    Stiles accidentally finds a trunk full of Derek's professional dom gear from when he lived in New York. They don't talk about it. Then Stiles turns eighteen, and they do.

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    If he thought Derek would be angry or embarrassed at Stiles finding a trunk full of quality BDSM gear in his closet, he’d have been wrong. “I used to do it professionally, in New York,” Derek says easily, and Stiles—Stiles doesn’t know how to process that. Because he’s seventeen and has eyes and an unfortunately vivid imagination, and if he lets it go there he’s not going to get any use out of any body part except his dick for several hours.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    108
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    Bookmarks:
    1501
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    Across the loft, Cora claps her hands. “Okay, new rule. Any time Derek wants a date, one of us has to vet her first.”

    Scott, who’s actually upside down on Derek’s couch, in apparent celebration of their defeat of the alpha pack—which somehow ended with Kali trying to give Derek her number, and he still doesn’t know how that happened, because he’s the worst alpha ever—says, “You know who’s got really good people instincts?”

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    This is some fluffy silliness I wrote in reaction to "The Girl Who Knew Too Much." Anyone looking for a serious story should probably look elsewhere. However, if you want to know the kind of flaws Stiles discovers in Derek's possible dates, this is the place for you.

    Originally posted on my Tumblr.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    11064
    Bookmarks:
    1621
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    A collection of Tumblr oneshots.

    1. Hunters have captured Stiles and are threatening to burn him at the stake. Really stupid hunters.

    2. Tuition is expensive, so Stiles and Derek are doing porn. But Derek can't keep it together.

    3. It's Derek and Stiles's anniversary, but dinner doesn't go exactly like Derek planned.

    4. Stiles celebrates all of the anniversaries. Derek can't keep up. Luckily he has a plan.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,978
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    1934
    Bookmarks:
    172
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    Stiles is so into Derek that it's embarrassing, but he'll own up to it when hell freezes over.

    Scott McCall to the rescue. Sort of.

    Originally posted on Tumblr.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    758
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    1309
    Bookmarks:
    99
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    As soon as he gets out of bed, Derek knows he’s made a terrible mistake.

     

    Derek saved Stiles's life, sort of. But now what?

    (A follow-up to Sacrifice, which was a postep for "Fireflies," though it can probably stand alone.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    597
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    453
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    Derek can't protect Stiles from the Alphas, but he can protect him from this.

    Originally posted to Tumblr. Spoilers for 3x03, "Fireflies."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    679
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    616
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    Parallax: noun. The effect whereby the position or direction of an object appears to differ when viewed from different positions, e.g., through the viewfinder and the lens of a camera.

    With the pack (and Stiles) starting college, Derek is bored. He needs a hobby--or a job. Which is how he comes to model for Alpha Studios.

    He just never thought Stiles would end up working there too.

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    English
    Words:
    10,549
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    7124
    Bookmarks:
    1982
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    Stiles is home from Berkeley for the summer, but only because he promised the pack. He'd rather not see Derek, because whatever the thing was that they were doing, they're not doing it anymore, and it sucks.

    Unfortunately, he doesn't have a choice. The betas tried a magical remedy for Derek's melancholy, and now Stiles has a three-year-old who looks like Derek. Stiles doesn't know how to deal with that, and he definitely doesn't know how to tell the betas he and Derek were secret fuck buddies for a year and a half.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,287
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    275
    Kudos:
    11776
    Bookmarks:
    3047
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    Stiles’s life was so much easier before his BFF got super powers. “But, so, werewolves have super strength, right? And super speed. And better vision, and better muscle control, and healing powers, and stuff. And some of that’s probably, like, genetic, if you can be born a werewolf. Right?”

     

    “Yeah,” Scott says. From the perplexed look on his face, he doesn’t yet know where Stiles is going with this. “So?”

     

    “So what if you have condom-defeating supersperm?”

     

    Stiles has a lot of research to do. He decides Derek's kitchen is the place to do it. Derek probably regrets giving him a key.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    191
    Kudos:
    8408
    Bookmarks:
    2119
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    “I’ll bring it to the cleaner’s and give it back to you,” Stiles said, and then Derek didn’t see his jacket for three weeks and just assumed Stiles forgot all about it.

     

     

     

     

    Only then he does bring it back and, well. It doesn’t smell like smoke anymore, that’s for sure. It holds a weeks-old sort of chemical scent, he assumes from wherever Stiles brought it to be cleaned, so faint Derek would hardly notice if he weren’t looking for it. Under that, a hint of Derek’s own scent. All overlaid with a whole lot of teenage boy. Like Stiles threw it on the ground and rolled around on top of it for a year or so.

     

    Stiles keeps scent-marking Derek, and it's going to drive Derek crazy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,673
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    150
    Kudos:
    9184
    Bookmarks:
    1568

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