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Caelan lets out a choked laugh. “I need a favor.”
Must be a hell of a favor, Claude thinks, if it has him worked up like this. “Okay,” he hedges. It can’t be money; Caelan makes enough of it these days. “What kind of favor?”
“I need you to be Dad’s date to my wedding.”
Claude and Danny broke up ten years ago, so that's going to be awkward.
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By twenty-eight, Stiles has resigned himself to a quiet life of working in his magic shop, selling Jackson Whittemore fart-inducing tea, and looking after his goddaughter. It's a good life. But the quiet goes to hell when his sister, Lydia, shows up with a crispy werewolf in her trunk and a bite mark on her shoulder, because hard on her heels comes the hottest person Stiles has ever seen, and he happens to be looking for his uncle.
You know, the dead guy Stiles helped Lydia bury last night.
(Or: the Pracitical Magic AU nobody asked for.)
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Derek Hale has a good day. Based on this Tumblr post.
Derek wakes up in his new apartment. The birds are singing, the sun is shining, the lady next door gives him a cupcake. Then he sees Stiles shirtless. Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.
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Stiles gives Derek a flea bath. Then things get weird.
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“Is this a joke?” Stiles says when Derek hands him the bottle. It has to be a joke, right? This is just more evidence of Derek’s redeveloping sense of humor. Ha-ha. He’s hilarious.
“Does it look like I’m joking,” Mr. Murder Eyebrows himself says flatly.
Fuck, he’s not joking.
Stiles turns the bottle over in his hands. No matter how many times he reads it, it still says Flea Treatment Shampoo for Dogs.
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Lupinus wrote a Tumblr post asking where all the subby Derek topping to Stiles's exact specifications fic is. An excellent question to which I had no answer, until now.
OR, Stiles figures out Derek's holding back in bed, and fixes it with his dirty mouth.
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The Tony Stark Relationship Primer by uraneia
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012)
26 Mar 2013
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“I was wondering if you might come home with me.” Merlin stops mid-rant and stares at him, and then down at his panini again, and back at Arthur. This is a panini of lies and pain. He can tell already.
“For Christmas? I’ve got an uncle and a mother and a sister waiting for me at home, in case you hadn’t remembered, I’m not going home with you just because you’re a workaholic.”
“No, it’s. My mum might be under the impression that we’re a little bit married.”
In which Merlin gets conned into spending Christmas with Arthur's family and pretending to be his husband, because somehow this is his life.
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29 Jul 2016
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Dedicated to Sidney Crosby's butt.
We are all Tina Belcher.
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07 Sep 2014
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For rainy days. Or sunny days. Or days that don't have enough of Sid's butt in them (every day).
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Stiles was way past old enough to pick someone and commit. He just wasn't committing to Derek.
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23 Jan 2014
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chinhands, heart eyes, big fluffy blanket. Derek is so HAPPY UGH i can't
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The traditional Hale pack solstice party gets resurrected by the new and improved-from-ten-months-ago Hale pack.
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04 Jan 2014
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all the awards. *fans self* Funny, then brain-meltingly hot.
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The thing is, Noah wants a shot at a relationship with Melissa. Still. He's not going to let some smart-aleck punk bait him without repercussions--especially when that punk's his kid. He gives a smile that's probably sharper than Stiles expects. "All right," he concedes, "I will if you will."
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- Part 1 of The Sweater Bet
Bookmarked by uraneia
03 Jan 2014
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Best dad ever. Best Stiles ever. Best. Awesome Stilinski interaction.