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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Spock has an only fans and Bones is the delivery man who brings him new packages of sex toys.

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    13 Jun 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Immediate aftermath of the film - Brody and Hooper have just been through a nightmarish few days, and they need to rest a little before they try to pick up the pieces. Not that Brody's ever been particularly good at that sort of thing.

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    11 Jun 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    "I've crewed three Transpacs," Hooper says.

    Quint stares him dead in the eyes and asks, "Transplants?" in what seems like a very purposeful misunderstanding.

    Matt flounders a minute, furrows and unfurrows his brow.

    "He's from the Oceanographic Institute," Brody assures.

     

    hooper gets his period on amity island. like, all throughout the events of jaws. idk buddy it's probably everything it sounds like

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    11 Jun 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    Leonard snorts, rolling his eyes and lifting a PADD. “You didn’t imprint on me. You’re going into rut and anything that smells even a hair sweeter than you do is up for grabs.”

    Jim frowns, trying to disguise his attempt to reach for Bones as pacing. “I’m not due for one for another two months. But I think that you—well, Omegas over 40 have less consistent heats, and like I said, you smell—“

    “I know how bodies work, Jim!” Leonard snaps, slamming the PADD down. From what Jim can see, it’s confirmation that, yes, he remembers the last time he went into rut.

    “Bones, I’m serious. Please, just listen to me.”

     

    Leonard McCoy believes he's an Omega past his prime. His best friend would beg to differ.

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    11 Jun 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    It was the kind of thing Jim had just assumed would already have come up.

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    23 May 2021