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    Phil has been lusting after Professor Barton for years, but 1) Clint is a professor, 2) he's seeing Natasha, and 3) he straight. What Phil doesn't realize is that only one of these things is true.

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    Clint takes a nasty fall on the stairs and Phil has to deal the myriad of reasons that Clint doesn't want to get checked out.

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    Clint took a job to ensure the dinosaurs of Jurassic World were safe and happy. His boyfriend, Phil, took a job bio-engineering new dinosaurs for the park. Everything was great until someone decide to create their own nightmare dinosaurs!

    Also, there might be some side effects to the dino's vitamin supplements.

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    Clint Barton has spent some time among the Cheyenne people, so of course when the Cheyenne have a problem at Stark's Sharpshootin' Wild West Stampede, they go to Clint. Clint is left trying to find someone to listen to his warnings, before the show turns into a bloodbath.

     

    Warning: This is set as a Western Show set just post-American Civil War (the historical event, not the Movie/Comic Event) and has period accurate word use as well as slurs. Please use caution when reading. More information is in the end notes.

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    Phil's finally coming home for Christmas. Well, to his sister's, who lives in their hometown. He doesn't expect to spot his ex at the party.

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    Dealing with Moff Gideon has been handled. Now Carol and Rhodey need to get off this ship...

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    An outsider's perspective on SHIELD employees.

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    Clint overhears his new husband say some unkind things about himself. Except, his new husband is talking about a horse, not his husband.

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    Phil knows that Clint is looking forward to a big Thanksgiving feast. The problem is that Clint's on a mission that's been delayed, but he should be home by the afternoon. Except that leaves Phil and Natasha to cook the meal and they can't cook.

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    Clint jolted from his sleep as a metal limb slammed into him. His eyes narrowed as he watched Bucky squirm in his sleep. Their flight back had been delayed due to the weather and just like that they were stuck. Of course, the hotels were booked and they were only able to get a single bed.

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    Clint is really tired that his firbolg ranger Kearis has been mind controlled by Loexus. It cuts back on his ability to flirt with Phil's goliath fighter Voden and to an extension Phil, himself. Which is frankly all Clint has, because while Clint can crush on Phil all he likes, it's not like Phil's going to return those feelings.

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    Clint Barton has given up the pirate life for many reasons, well, one big reason. Not that he doesn't enjoy when the occasional pirate comes to visit him, especially Captain Coulson. He rather likes his life with Natasha in the Port City of Tithus. Of course, this is when Maveth and Hydra attack and Natasha and Clint are forced to flee on Lola's Revenge with Phil. It's fine, except that one big reason Clint is not a pirate anymore is that he's cursed to be a hawk over saltwater and Phil not so fond of animals, especially birds with knives for feet.

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    "An Iowa town meeting with Senate Candidate Barton was visited by the Goose of Soulmate Enforcement. Join us at 11 to find out more."

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    Wherein Phil comes home to find Clint and Kate in the midst of increasing insane Stay at Home Social Media challenges as they attempt to fight boredom during the Covid-19 closures.

    Basically, a 5 things Clint and Kate did to alleviate boredom during the shutdown in spring of 2020 and 1 thing Phil might do to alleviate his boredom when Clint goes back to work and Kate trusts her friends to be safe to go to a cabin with them.

     

    This is story set during the Coronavirus Shutdowns in the US and deals with the Coronavirus

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    With Odin becoming ill and passing away, Thor is not in a place to meet his soulmate. Of course, that's when the Goose of Soulmate Enforcement shows up.

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    Clint's day starts with an Angry Blonde Woman with a Monkey. It actually gets better?

    A Daemons AU + Retail AU

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    Good Evening Race Fans! Breaking News out of Shield Racing today. They've just lost their only soulmated pilots to an unfortunate accident. Reports say that Barnes will never be fit to fly with his soulmate Rogers in a DRAGN again. Rumors abound that Fury is sending out his "one good eye" to look for a new pair of soulmates to take over!

     

     

     

     

    In other new team, Iron HawkSpider is making a name for themselves at the district races in Uther. Pilots Barton and Romanoff are by all reports to be a stellar combination. Where did these two even come from?

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    The War with Titan has ended and slowly troops are returning to Crownston to be processed, before returning home. Phil knows that Clint will be returning home and he has a chance to make amends for his previous mistakes. ((And Secretly, maybe, give him a second chance?))

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    After only surviving a second war with Hel due to hiring mercenaries companies, King Thor is sending his best diplomat to Wakanda to forge an alliance in hopes of discouraging Queen Hela. Phil Coulson is said diplomat and more than ready for the task, even though he knows that Hela will send assassins and do whatever she can to disrupt the diplomatic mission. So, he's going with bodyguards from one of the mercenaries companies, the company headed by his ex, one Clint Barton.

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    Clint has made a new friend and Phil is not happy about it, but monster hunters rarely turn down allies. Even if the Ally happens to be a Rusalka.

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