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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    I created an entire sci-fi universe with a full plot line so I could write gratuitous amounts of alien smut, which you can read in its entirety by going to the series and checking it out there. But I just know there's some of y'all out there who need that smutty smut right now, no scrolling required, so this is for you. (We've all been there)

    Just do me a solid and check out the entire work when you're less terminally horny, deal? (It'll make all the smut make more sense too)

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    16 Sep 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    Sebastian meets someone online when they visit his profile and see something they like. They get to chatting, and realize they have more in common than just being into other dudes.

    Like, living in the same town, for instance.

    They go on a date.

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    24 Aug 2022

  3. Rec *

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    He doesn’t know that a buffoon with blond curls and a nervous smile will end him as surely as a bullet to the temple. He will lose everything from his boat to his beard and his name along with it, and the worst part is that he will be glad for the loss. Edward Teach will fall in love and Blackbeard will die, and neither fraction of himself sees it coming.

    Edward's perspective on the story, starting with s1e03 thru post-finale.

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    HOLY SHIT THERE IS NOW A PODFIC! Please please please go give kninjaknitter so much love. Podficcing is a huge and difficult undertaking and I am so honored.

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    14 May 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Cronus gets caught by a werewolf in rut. He is not happy about this, but Kurloz is undeterred at his new mate's protests.

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    19 Dec 2021

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Right so this all got started because of that one infamous tumblr post regarding the Grinch and Tony the Tiger's tragic break up: www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/k51rck/so_gaud_is_making_a_tony_the_tigergrinch_fix_fic/

    Anyways, I hope the existence of this fic bothers you on a level you struggle to articulate to your loved ones and/or therapist :)

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    09 Dec 2021