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    There are no ninjas, just the hospital and the kids who grow up there causing more trouble than a village of ninjas ever could. Kakashi and Iruka wreak the most havoc, particularly around the holidays.

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    This is nested within the Season in the Sun Sentinels universe wherein house wards are sentient and through which chakra is fully visible. These are slices of life and character studies through the venue of philosophy and food. Ratings may vary from piece to piece and will cover timelines pre-Naruto through post-Naruto Shippuden.

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    Defying fate has always been on Shizuo's to-do list. Izaya has his own plans.

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    01 May 2020

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    The balloon lands in Iruka’s palm but doesn’t fly back up. Iruka narrows his eyes at Kakashi as he squeezes it hard enough to make Kakashi’s instincts scream at him to run. “That boy has never had a parent, Kakashi-san. No one taught him how to take care of himself because no one cared enough to. I was trying, but, well.” He shrugs, but the indifference doesn’t last. “He isn’t being blamed for my death, is he?”

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    13 Mar 2020

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    Iruka Umino is a beta like the vast majority of Konoha. It makes him a better teacher, a better shinobi, a better friend.

    Especially when his perpetually-unhormonal alpha friend Kakashi Hatake suddenly returns from a mission, heavily wounded and in heat.

    So Iruka offers himself to Kakashi as an omega replacement.

    (As flailinginlove once wrote: A/B/O dynamics but without mpreg, dub-con, and rivers of gushing fluids, also trying to avoid overly stereotyped gender roles.)

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    28 Feb 2020

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    Iruka learns to cook, falls in love, and gets drunk, but not in that order.

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    26 Feb 2020

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    When the dust had settled and James was collecting his $10 winnings to the congratulations of the other Bingo patrons, Steve not included, Steve vowed that next week he would not be pulled into the sexy vortex of this Bingo playing bad boy.
    If Steve never saw James, darling of the Bingo hall, Russian sex God, and ruthless troll collector again, he would be fine.
    Just fine.
    ...
    A.K.A Oblivious Steve is very bad at having an arch-enemy. (Particularly because he confuses 'dating' with 'acts of war.')

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    19 Feb 2020