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    Crowley's plan is to get through grad school in one piece and then live his bachelor dream life. With a less-than-wholesome upbringing and no real human ties to speak of, he's made a life for himself. It's just fine, actually. And he's fine too, while you're at it.

    Enter new roommate, Aziraphale, who just might teach him the benefits of putting down roots.

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    08 Dec 2019

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    In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)

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    06 Dec 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    Crowley’s in love with one of the Good Guys.

    And the Good Guy in question adores butter tarts with an unseemly passion. Enough to speak wistfully of them when they aren’t around. Enough to ask Crowley to drive at ridiculous speeds across miles of English countryside to storm a bake sale, taking no prisoners. Enough to devour the butter tarts on the way home, leaving crumbs on the seat of Crowley’s car (the car hadn’t minded terribly, which was unusual in itself). And enough to leave one for Crowley, saying archly, “Perhaps after you actually try it, you’ll understand.”

    Crowley is now glumly staring at this butter tart, letting its flavour spread across his forked tongue, and thinking: How do I become a butter tart?

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    Crowley decides this is the time to really make a play for Aziraphale's heart. And, being an absolute idiot, he decides the way to do it is through his stomach. Sort of. Highlights: self-indulgent narration, unusually obtuse demons, increasingly confused angels, and a deliciously happy ending.

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    02 Dec 2019

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    They're just two humans working in a big corporate office in downtown London. //

    Crowley is a hard working designer and marketer at an international conglomerate with clients all over the world. It's a great job on paper, but he's unappreciated and it's really time to move on. Still, he needs this job, and after getting a little too drunkenly candid with his new boss at a company party, he's pretty sure he's about to be fired.

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    01 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    Anthony J. Crowley is a school bad-boy on his final, final, final warning. As an attempt to rid him of his bad influences, he is paired with a quiet bookworm called Aziraphale Z. Fell; a shy boy who struggles with his sexuality in a Catholic boarding school in Oxfordshire. The two teenagers struggle to balance their very different lives, and very different pasts.

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    30 Nov 2019