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    Coulson, for his part, stares up at Bucky with such a betrayed look of frozen horror that Natasha actually goes the extra step and presses another button, capturing the moment and airdropping the photograph to her phone for posterity. When he speaks, his voice comes out as a hoarse whisper. “Why…?” He swallows and starts again, trying for some semblance of normality. “...Why would you tweet something like that?!”

    “If you must know, sir,” and somehow he manages to make ‘sir’ come out with the same inflection most people reserve for ‘motherfucking son of a bitch’, “it’s because I have a difficult time doing my job when my job involves monitoring the man with the best fucking ass in the United States of America.” He slowly lowers himself back into his seat until he’s at eye level, making extreme eye contact with Coulson until Coulson turns away to make mortified eye contact in Natasha’s general direction through the one-way glass. Natasha would take another picture, if she weren’t too busy catching Steve’s red-faced sputtering. “Sometimes, I vent to my Twitter followers. Sometimes, it’s about hot men with washboard abs. Can I go now, or do you need a graphic description of how I pleasure myself at night?”

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    04 Aug 2018

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    I was wheezing with surpressed laughter. This was a delight!

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    It started with shawarma.

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    A story about food, memory, and how Steve Rogers carved out a place for himself in the 21st century.

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    01 Aug 2018

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    Steve Rogers and his relationship with food and the other Avengers. Domestic Avengers is my jam.

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    Bucky was just here, he was right here. This can’t be all that’s left.

    Well, it’s not all that’s left, not quite. There, in the pile of ash that used to be Bucky Barnes, already drifting to scatter across the soil of Wakanda, to dissipate in the air, to be nothing but dust on Steve’s hands and in his gasping mouth and in his lungs—left there, in that ash and dirt, are his gun, and his left arm, gleaming dully in the sunshine.

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    07 May 2018

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    A balm to my post Infinity Wars soul. Amazing.

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    Modern-day Hobbit AU set in Scotland, wherein Thorin is the leader of the most notorious criminal family in Scotland, and Bilbo is the bemused grocer who is dragged into their business (and their family) against his will.

    The Sons of Durin is the first story, and should definitely be read first. Durin's Sons is a very different perspective on that story. Children of the Lonely Mountain is a series of short stories that fill in the gaps. All three are set chronologically before Durin's Folk, which will continue the story into the events of the Lord of the Rings series.

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    13 Mar 2018

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    I've been searching for this series for a while now and I am so glad that I found it again. Durin Family Feels are my bread and butter when it comes to Hobbit fic.

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    "They're watching me," Jason says, when Daisy Mae has left.

    "Who, the drag queens?" Tim says. His face is an inch from Jason's chest, and when the strobe lights flash their way he can see a drop of sweat moving down Jason's pecs. His mind feels staticky, bouncing from general outrage to a general desire to put his mouth on Jason's skin. He's too horny to be rational about any of this.

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    Tim goes to a gay club and finds himself embroiled in one of Jason's cases. Glitter is involved. Also crises of morality. Also booty shorts.

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    09 Feb 2018

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    Another fantastic JayTim by this author; it is like she knows exactly what I really want.