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  1. Public Bookmark 71

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    Namjoon sits crossed legs on the light wood floor of his newly arranged room and considers it wordlessly. He’s proud of the work done already, of the endless shelves stuffed with books, of the cream curtains framing the large windows, of the grainy quality of the air all around. Of the peacefulness exuding from every dark corner. Of the loneliness.
    There are still quite a lot of things he’s not satisfied with, though: the coffee table broke earlier, its glass plate shattering in million of tiny pieces for Namjoon’s greatest despair and he really needs a carpet near the sitting area (a plush, fluffy one. Beige? Dark red.) and he still can’t really stand his own presence but the day is still young. At least one of those things can be achieved before tonight, hopefully.

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    Namjoon buys an old library in the tiniest village ever, spills the secret about his magical powers, gets enrolled in a knitting club and is asked to date old women's mysterious grandsons.

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    18 Aug 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    Prince Yoongi of the White Mountains of Esken and his advisor Namjoon must travel to the Golden Valleys of Alumia to meet King Seokjin where they will discuss the possibility of a union between their neighbouring nations. There they meet the king's advisor, Hoseok, and are introduced to the Alumian harem where Jimin, Jungkook and Taehyung are excited to make their new guests feel at home.

    Will Yoongi's staid political ambitions be swayed by the Alumians' informal ways? Will the sweet as honey consort Jimin be able to get under the prince's icy exterior? Will buttoned-up Yoongi get heatstroke in the baking heat of the Alumian sun?

    A quasi-medieval Yoonmin AU where technology and social attitudes are a little more modern than their medieval counterparts, but kings and princes still must still do what's best for their subjects.

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    18 Aug 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 55

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    Namjoon and Seokjin are university students who share an apartment. Seokjin is enjoying some personal self-love time with his handy dandy vibrator, when he finds himself in a mortifying predicament. Unfortunately (or fortunately?), Namjoon gets home earlier than expected. What else are roommates good for?

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    “Yes! It’s stuck inside me! Will you help me or not?! It’s been stuck up my butt for at least twenty minutes and it’s driving me crazy! I can’t fucking think with this stupid thing buzzing inside me – so if you’re not here to help me, then get out of my room so I can at least keep trying on my own.”

    Namjoon cuts in when Jin stops to take a breath. “Of course I’ll help you. Whatever you need.”

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    18 Aug 2018

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Harry is hit with a curse that damns him to an eternity of sleep. However, his spirit separates from his body and is forced to roam. Meeting Death who teaches him the truth about himself, his allies and his enemies; only his soul mate can save him now, except Fate really hates him...

    (Loosely based off Sleeping Beauty) I am rubbish at summaries

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    18 Aug 2018

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    For the record, Harry is only here for his time-travelling kids.

    Voldemort can fuck off.

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    17 Aug 2018