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    “I was wondering if you might come home with me.” Merlin stops mid-rant and stares at him, and then down at his panini again, and back at Arthur. This is a panini of lies and pain. He can tell already.

     

    “For Christmas? I’ve got an uncle and a mother and a sister waiting for me at home, in case you hadn’t remembered, I’m not going home with you just because you’re a workaholic.”

     

    “No, it’s. My mum might be under the impression that we’re a little bit married.”

     

    In which Merlin gets conned into spending Christmas with Arthur's family and pretending to be his husband, because somehow this is his life.

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    17 Nov 2018

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    A pack of alpha werewolves is burning a war path through Beacon Hills; Stiles shouldn’t have the luxury of trying to get laid. 

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    15 Nov 2018

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    Reginald Jeeves was a man who wanted things he was never meant to have; luxury, security, influence, control over his own life. Because he was brilliant and subtle, he expected to find a way to gain them despite his social status. In meeting Bertie Wooster, he thought he'd found everything he wanted. He never expected to lose his heart in the process.

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    15 Nov 2018

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    Bertie is dallying with a chorus girl. Jeeves is not happy. In fact, he's jealous. Who knew that such an involvement would lead to so many complications? Who knew that Jeeves had a secret reason for being unavailable?

    Who knew Oofy Prosser could be persuaded to produce a West End musical? And why does Bertie always have to be Ginger Rogers? 

    This story turned out to be almost a musical...any chapter that references songs has the accompanying song video in it!

    Comments and kudos are most desired!

    This could not have been written without the help of Wotwotleigh!

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    14 Nov 2018

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    The Vulcan’s eyes rose to meet Jim’s. “You are beautiful.”

    Jim’s heart skipped a beat and he felt his insides turn to goo. Jim blinked and licked his lips again. Those brown eyes darted down to his mouth before meeting his eyes once more. “What?”

    “You are beautiful,” the Vulcan repeated. “Quite aesthetically pleasing.”

    Jim couldn’t help but touch his chest. “Oh.” I’m beautiful? Aesthetically pleasing? “No…no one has said that to me before.” But they should have! I am beautiful! Who the hell is this guy anyway. Don’t really care. He can have me. Jim smiled at the Vulcan. “Thank you, I guess?”

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    13 Nov 2018