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  1. Rec 19

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    "It's insane for them to be together, but it's all Crowley has ever wanted, since he climbed up on that wall in Eden with the intention of teasing an angel, and came back down ready to marry one. 'I will never not want you.' He can't conceive of the notion. He doesn't remember much about his time as an angel, but Crowley is absolutely certain that if he and Aziraphale knew one another in Heaven, Crowley loved him just as much there. There is no plane of existence in which he wouldn't."

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    05 Sep 2019

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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

    "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

    AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

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    04 Sep 2019

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    “Good heavens,” Aziraphale tuts. “Carnal temptations and a vulgar mouth. Whatever will I do with you, my dear?”

    Crowley’s mouth opens, but no words come forth. “Absolutely anything you like,” he rasps at length, blinking up at Aziraphale in a wonderstruck sort of way.

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    02 Sep 2019

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    Jesus fucking Christ, he’s in love with Crowley.

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    02 Sep 2019

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    Aziraphale susses out Crowley's pre-Fall identity, as the Archangel Raphael. With this, he must rethink everything he thought he knew about the last six thousand years, about his own identity and his friend's, and even the Ineffable Plan. There is a fight, expressions of fear and hurt, reconciliation, yearning and confusion, and the sorts of questions that by all rights should cause an angel to Fall.

    Also, at one point, Crowley admits he once lied about breeding rats for demonic ends.

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    30 Aug 2019