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    For the prompt: "It's been an hour and my date still hasn't shown up, I've been basically stood up, and to make it worse everyone is starting to give me these apologetic looks, but all of the sudden you come sit with me, explaining loudly why you didn't make it earlier although I've never seen you before, and we end up having the best non-planned date ever."

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    By eight o’clock, Derek has begun playing on his phone, because really, who could judge him harder at this point? Besides, it’s better than exchanging looks with Puppy Dog Eyes.

    He’s just leveled up in Candy Crush when someone practically bursts in through the front doors.

    “Oh my gosh,” the man says loudly. It’s not enough to silence the restaurant, but it does make most of the patrons glance over. “I am so sorry. I’m here for dinner with Mr. Hale,” he tells the maître d’, and that certainly catches Derek’s attention. “The reservation should be in his name. Is he even here still?”

    “Erm, yes, Mr…” the man behind the desk says, and Derek can easily picture his disapproving frown.

    “Stilinski.”

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    21 Jun 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    Stiles has discovered that there are two types of guys in his frat. Well, there’s all the brothers, who are there to have a good time, party hard, get laid, and emerge at the end with a degree and hopefully a job opportunity. And then there’s the president of Omega Delta Tau, Derek Hale, who is there to get an “education” and “enhance his resume” and doesn’t have time for silly things like fun. Derek is also hotter than the sun and was voted Mr. Greek by the sororities last spring, but that’s not important right now. The important thing is that Derek Hale lives to suck the fun out of every situation, especially those involving Stiles.

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    19 Jun 2017

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    After a minute of clenching his fists and opening and closing his mouth, Stiles finally said, “I just got asked to prom.”

    If he’d had time to prepare, Derek might’ve managed to stifle the laugh. Stiles was clearly outraged. “Sure, laugh it up, with your perfect beard and everybody you’ve ever met swooning over your impossibly good looks. I’m traumatized.”

    Derek was now laughing so hard he was crying, bent over the desk and pinching the bridge of his nose to try to get some control. The wounded noise Stiles made did not help.

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    19 Jun 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 82

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    Based somewhat on this tumblr post:

    Guys.

    My dudes.

    You have no idea

    how satisfying it is

    to be the only girl at a table with five dudes

    who are all hitting on the waitress

    and you’re the one who gets her number

    (but in reverse, of course.)

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    13 Jun 2017

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    In Stiles’ defense, he didn’t deliberately ram his grocery cart into the (evidently precarious) pyramid of oranges.

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    12 Jun 2017