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    Poe points towards the back of the store. “Look at that guy,” he mutters. “The one in the grey sweatpants.”

    Rey follows the direction of his gaze, and gasps when she sees he’s pointing right at Ben.

    “What… what about him?” Rey asks, trying, and failing, to keep her voice even.

    “I think he’s shoplifting.”

    Rey’s eyes go wide. “Wait. What?”

    “Yeah,” Poe says, shaking his head. “That sleazy fuck. Just look at the front of his pants.”

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    (In which Rey accuses a hot customer of shoplifting because of the giant bulge in his pants--and gets the surprise of her life)

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    Kinktober day 10!!

    Prompt - Hate Sex
    Pairing - Reylo

    Rey wants the half and half. Ben fucking Solo won't give it to her.

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    12 Oct 2019

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    When they split, his forehead rests against hers, his nose brushing her cheek. His words are a whisper that cut through her heart like a knife.

    “What I wouldn’t give to have you as my princess.”

    The words are agonizing for the simplest reason: she is not a lady—not a duke’s daughter, not a noblewoman from a distant land, and while she may be his, she will never be his princess.

    But Rey lets his fingers find her hair and begin a braid that allows her to pretend otherwise.

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    11 Oct 2019

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    Rey’s new chiropractor is a tall man with strong, magic hands.

    Modern AU

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    27 Sep 2019

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    While out on a mission, Rey is taken by a bounty hunter who doesn’t know she’s the last Jedi, because Rey gives her last name as ‘Solo’.

    The new Supreme Leader is made aware, and is very curious to know why Rey’s giving his old last name as hers.

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    23 Sep 2019

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