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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    The day-ruining lack of cinnamon scones at the café is nothing compared to this. “I’m sorry, what am I looking at here?” David gestures wildly at the cash register, coffee splashing out of the to-go cups in his hand.

    Patrick beams at him, clearly proud of his work. “Happy Pride, David,” he chirps, waving a small rainbow flag in his direction. “You’re gonna want to grab a mop for that coffee, by the way.”

    OR how David learned to relax and love pride.

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    14 Jun 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    Patrick is feeling overwhelmed and unsure while on his Bachelor Party. Trying to escape it all - he makes a new friend.

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    In every universe and reality, these two cuties will find each other...

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    13 Jun 2019

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    David gapes at the man calling himself David’s husband. “You think I’m falling for the married amnesiac trap? Yeah, no, my sister has been-there done-that and sent me the Embassy’s postcards.”

    Or, David falls off a ladder and can’t remember Schitt’s Creek. Things fall apart and come back together.

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    13 Jun 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    AU. Dean agreed to help Sam run this summer camp, but he didn't know he'd have to share a cabin and a bed with his own best friend. No biggie, though. It's platonic. Except Cas goes and confesses his love for the sake of honesty. Dean's not ready to say it back. The only way anyone's getting an "I love you too" out of him is if some meddling witch curses him with fairy wings, and in order to break the spell he has to give in to his heart's true desires. And THAT's not gonna happen at a perfectly normal forest camp in Idaho... right?

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    08 Jun 2019

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    Castiel knows how to date.
    He's been on plenty of dates. But when it comes to dating good, when it comes to sweeping a girl off her feet and making her think of you all the way home, he's not exactly an expert.
    For once, he just wishes he could learn to become an unforgettable date. And he wishes SOME friends would just quit worrying about their ego and help him out.

    [Based on Friends S8 E12]

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    04 May 2019