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    "You'll change your mind one day," says the innkeep. "The road can't love you back."

    What a strange way to flatten something so beautiful, Jaskier thinks. What a small way to love.

    Or: When Jaskier is hit with a curse that prevents him from having sex, he's lucky that the first person he meets is a Witcher. It's even luckier that Jaskier is used to hitting the road, because Geralt isn't waiting up.

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    06 Oct 2021

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    Geralt wakes up warm, peaceful, and utterly content, which is how he knows that something is severely wrong.

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    10 Sep 2021

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    “Well, that’s a separate issue entirely, isn’t it?” Jaskier says, clearly enthused by being taken on. “I’m opposed to marriage on principle. Would you like to know why?”

    “No,” says Geralt.

    “I’ll tell you why,” says Jaskier.

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    09 Sep 2021

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    As he prepares to leave the mountain and Geralt behind, Jaskier finds out that he's not quite human. Instead, he's a demi-god, and the path to godhood lies before him. It's a bad idea, but when has that ever stopped him? (Besides, it's not like he's needed here...)

    Meanwhile, Geralt is on Jaskier's trail, intent on making amends.

    But the road is rarely kind, and Destiny has its sights set on them...

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    07 Sep 2021

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    “How did you manage,” asked Geralt, with infinite patience and only a desire to know the facts, and not at all a little meanhearted glee, “to insult a sorcerer while his tongue was down your throat?”

    Don’t make me recount the entire sordid affair, Geralt,” said Jaskier, with a surprising note of desperation breaking through his gruff monotone. “I’m already having a rather shit day and all I’ve done so far is wake up.”

    “In my body,” said Geralt.

    “Yes,” said Jaskier, with the insolent cadence that was unmistakably Jaskier’s, but in Geralt’s voice, emerging from Geralt’s face and frame.

    “And I’ve got yours,” said Geralt, from Jaskier’s.

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    05 Sep 2021