- Kingsman (Movies) (9)
- Inception (2010) (2)
- A Single Man (2009) (1)
- Howl's Moving Castle - All Media Types (1)
- Dollhouse (1)
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies), Westworld (TV)
29 Dec 2016
“Galahad, bring yourself online.”
The naked young man stirs, smiling faintly. “Call me Eggsy, bruv.”
“You can lose the accent,” Harry says absent-mindedly. “Eggsy, do you know where you are?”
“I am in a dream,” Eggsy says, a shade dully.
“That’s right. Eggsy, have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?”
“No,” Eggsy replies without hesitation.
14 Oct 2016
In the land of Oxfords, where fairy tales are real and magic runs amuck, swineherds were constantly rescuing princesses and there were always job openings for woodcutters, grandmothers, and tailors specializing in red dye. In Oxfords, it was practically impossible for a youngest son to not go on a quest and succeed where his elder brothers had failed (and likely been turned into stone, frogs, or what have you).
Harry Hart, the eldest child, and incidentally a studious and earnest sort of boy, had resigned himself early on to his fate.
27 Nov 2015
He was mad. Utterly, wholly, consummately mad. He had saved the world, but nevertheless, he could not save himself. He was being haunted — not by a ghost — but by hallucinations of Harry, probably born of his colossal guilt over his mentor's death. It was the only possible explanation, and as such Eggsy accepted it with perfect equanimity.
The only question left, then, as he stood silently in an imaginary hospital room next to a dead man, was what to do with this information.
"Harry," Eggsy said one day, while Harry was deep in a report about weapons smuggling in Ukraine. "I really fancy you."
"Mmm-hmm," Harry responded, flipping to another chapter about airline safety standards in Indonesia.
"If I had to say it," Eggsy mused, slightly put out, "I would, in fact, say that I am deeply, wildly, and madly in love with you."
"That's very good, Eggsy," Harry said absentmindedly, scrawling his signature at the bottom of the paper.
Eggsy sighed. "Sometimes, I might think you don't listen to a word I say."
04 Apr 2015
“What, a man can’t follow his protégé around, evaluating his progress?” The tone is just a hair too flippant, and it sets Eggsy’s teeth on edge.
“No, they can’t, Harry, it’s widely considered to be what’s called ‘creepy as fuck’,” Eggsy hisses. Something makes him add, petulantly, “I’m not a child, I can carry out missions without your help.”
23 Jun 2018
Maria stopped as soon as she entered the room and raised her eyes towards the woman in the cage, the reason they were called and ordered there. The alleged Black Widow. The red hair, the green eyes, even the curious tilt of her chin were familiar to her. She knew that woman.
“Who told you that name?" [...] "I've never seen you before. But whatever I did to you,” she paused and faked a smirk, she felt her fingers begin to tingle, her jump was about to end, her time was almost up, “I'm going to enjoy every second of it.”
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22 Jul 2018