twelfth_doctor

hyperbole and a half



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    Joyce didn't set out to adopt three kids, or not-marry Jim Hopper. It just sort of happened.

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    13 Oct 2018

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    “Your mother – wonderful woman, by the way – thanked me.”

    Eggsy continued to play with JB’s ears as he turned to look at Harry. “For what? Helping set the table?” he asked wryly.

    Harry shook his head. “No, no. She said she was grateful for what I’d done for you. She seemed under the impression that I was actually responsible for your, well, who you’ve become. She seems under the impression that I’m a good, responsible ‘father figure’ for you.”

    Eggsy snorted, and turned back to JB.

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    Harry's alive, shocker. Unfortunately, death wasn't the only thing stopping Harry declaring his undying love to Eggsy. There's a bit more to work through before he can do that.

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    20 Sep 2018

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    "Harry, are we married?"

    "Aren't we?"

    Or, the five times they're practically married and the one time they're not (yet).

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    16 Sep 2018

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    The night before the final test, Harry makes Eggsy a promise: once he is a Kingsman, they will talk about their future together. Then V-Day happens, and although Harry recovers, he doesn't remember that last day he spent with Eggsy. Now Eggsy has to carry on like his heart isn't breaking every time he looks at Harry and he thinks about what they might have had. He manages to do a good job of it, though, keeping things between them strictly professional.

    So then, of course, Harry remembers.

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    16 Sep 2018

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    "Harry," Eggsy said one day, while Harry was deep in a report about weapons smuggling in Ukraine. "I really fancy you."
    "Mmm-hmm," Harry responded, flipping to another chapter about airline safety standards in Indonesia.
    "If I had to say it," Eggsy mused, slightly put out, "I would, in fact, say that I am deeply, wildly, and madly in love with you."
    "That's very good, Eggsy," Harry said absentmindedly, scrawling his signature at the bottom of the paper.
    Eggsy sighed. "Sometimes, I might think you don't listen to a word I say."

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    15 Sep 2018