twelfth_doctor

hyperbole and a half



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    Crowley loves taking Aziraphale out to eat almost as much as Aziraphale loves eating, but it's always a bit of a one-sided affair. Aziraphale has never understood why. Crowley planned on keeping it that way, but best laid plans...

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    31 Aug 2019

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    Anthony J. Crowley was always one for emotions. Emotions were part of his job.

    So why did it take Elton John to get him to face his?

    Or, a travel through the years as the fallen angel and angel encounter beboop and relate to it in various way.

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    21 Aug 2019

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    "Yes, exactly. Retire." Aziraphale reaches for the last remaining tartlet brimming with summer berries. "Somewhere along the south coast, perhaps."

    Or: Crowley and Aziraphale learn to move in tandem.

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    18 Aug 2019

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    Crowley, following times of overwhelming distress, resorted to the snake form as a means of finding comfort and solitude.

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    17 Aug 2019

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    “It’s angel food cake,” he said. He waited. When Aziraphale did nothing but nod politely: “It’s funny, see, ‘cause-”

    “No, no, I get it.” Aziraphale nodded again. “Very funny.”

    “Oh, shut up, it is-”

    “May I ask what brought this on?”

    Crowley paused. “Can’t a guy just want to try baking?”

    (Or, Crowley makes Aziraphale food after the world doesn't end. It has absolutely nothing to do with how much he wants to make Aziraphale smile.)

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    12 Aug 2019