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    As they approached the bookshop door, Aziraphale felt Crowley squeeze his hand. He looked up, to see Crowley eyeing their joined hands, before raising his eyebrows at Aziraphale.

    “This is new,” Crowley said, softer than his usual biting drawl.

    Aziraphale smiled warmly. “Is it?”

     

    OR, Aziraphale and Crowley saunter vaguely toward consummating their love, with plenty of laughter and playfulness along the way.

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    08 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    Sometimes you can find a way around The Rules.

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    29 Sep 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    Take one blood-soaked tragedy
    Baste in unfair odds and pepper with deceit
    Break it apart and flambé the pieces
    Pour into a crockpot and bring to a slow boil
    Crack two shipmates and add one at a time
    Blend well and leave to stew for a year

    Makes one portion
    Serve cold

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    22 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 71

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    And then Crowley started to laugh. A wild, hysterical, wracking thing, threatening to tip his wine out of his glass and into his lap with the force of it.

    “We,” he said, with a smile so wide it threatened to split his face in two, “are so incredibly fucked. Cheers!”

    And he raised his glass up high.

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    17 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    A trainer getting their first Pokémon is Important. Not only as a right of passage, but as a starting point for the long journey ahead. That first Pokémon sticks with you, in a way none of the others do. You could collect every Pokémon in the world– from a pile of trash to the Gods themselves–but none of them will ever be as important as your starter. The Pokémon you looked at and said yes, yes this one is mine. Crowley had felt that way when he first saw Bulby in Professor Oak’s lab years ago. And at that moment Warlock felt the exact same way as light shot out from the ball and solidified in front of him.

    (Or: On the day that both Warlock and Adam get their starters there is also a faithful encounter between a one Professor Fell and a one Just-Trying-To-Stay-Alive Crowley. Things go a bit more pear-shaped than they normally do in the world of Pokémon.)

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    10 Sep 2019