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    "Elliot," Eric says, "this is Jack. Jack, this is Elliot."

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    09 May 2021

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    "I'm so very glad," the Suez Canal said, acidly, "that we're doing this live. How convenient that we have minute-by-minute GPS updates so the whole world can see exactly how bad your aim is."

    "There's no need for personal attacks," the Ever Given said with forced patience. "It's not like I did this on purpose."

    "So fucking around and drawing a dick and balls in the Red Sea, that was, what, top-notch professional steering?"

    "That was foreplay."

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    25 Mar 2021

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    The night everything goes pear-shaped begins like any other.

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    15 Mar 2021

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    15 Mar 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 82

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    The goalie’s the one who stands up first.
    It’s always the fucking goalies.

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    08 Mar 2021