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    For Day 7 of Namseok Week: Soulmates

     

    "I thought you gave up on online dating?” Namjoon says.

    “I did, but this app is specifically for people like us!” Hoseok pulls his phone out and opens the app, swiping to his profile page. “See, it asks for your timer status.”

    Below Hoseok’s name and location it says: 'Frozen After Meeting.' Namjoon looks down at the lifeless timer on his own arm, then looks at the scarred over timer on Hoseok’s.

     

    aka, a soulmate au where everyone is born with timers on their arms that count down to the moment they'll meet their soulmate. but some people, like namjoon and hoseok, have frozen timers.

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    27 Sep 2019

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    Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok
    Section to be completed by Employees Involved:
    Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin
    Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket
    Nature of Relationship:Friends with Benefits Sex Enemies
    Length of Relationship: 4 minutes
    Please Describe Jin's Dick: Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.

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    03 Nov 2018

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    When Jimin stumbles right into a street performance by an unknown illusionist, he thinks that after giving the man a stern warning, they'll never meet again.

    That's until he comes face to face with said illusionist the very same night, though this time he's on an actual stage, and the only illusions he spits are adrenaline inducing lyrics that leave Jimin rather affronted at his own reaction.
    Well, until the man is unfairly hexed before the entire crowd and Jimin's summoned to help him clear up.

    Despite getting off on the wrong foot, the man becomes a staple in Jimins life,and soon he finds himself healing the mysterious Min Yoongi multiple nights a week.
    If only he wasn't such a child.

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    30 Jul 2018

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    Agent Min is known for his straight face, no-nonsense approach to life and his job in the FBI. That is, until a certain male escort starts flittering in and out of his cases with valuable information and an ass that even the ever serious Min Yoongi can’t ignore.

     

    (Or the Summer x Cho from The Mentalist AU that no one asked for)

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    28 May 2018

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    "So you’re not going to eat me?" Seokjin asks, just to confirm.

    "Why would I eat you?"

    "Because you’re a dragon," Seokjin says slowly, because it should be obvious, despite Namjoon not looking very dragon-y at all.

    Namjoon looks unimpressed. "I may be a dragon, but I’m not an animal."

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    25 May 2018