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    Crowley had waited six thousand years, kept it all in check. But this was the slipperiest slope he’d ever set foot on and as soon as he’d indulged in a few discretionary acts of kindness he was falling face first into pining, tumbling into flirting, about to dislocate his knees on the sharp rocks of intimacy.

    Was this really it? What he had waited six thousand years for? A stupid flower show? Aziraphale wasn’t pulling away from him. Maybe… maybe this time he wouldn’t? Maybe they’d hold hands again. Maybe tonight with a bottle of merlot in them he’d finally work up the courage and just kiss him and he wouldn’t pull away.

    The very moment he’d thought it he spotted the problem at the flower show.

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    15 Nov 2019

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    04 Nov 2019

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    “Well, it’s not permanent,” Anathema said, avoiding eye contact. “It’ll wear off in seven days, but in the meantime...”

    She looked up at the two of them, and sighed apologetically. 

    “You guys are gonna want to get yourselves somewhere private. Fast.”

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    26 Oct 2019

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    Maggot frowns down at her frankly piss-poor beer. “I liked Crowley,” she says, too drunk to restrain herself. “He always returned the projectors. And he was prompt about the paperwork.”

    Turns out, Crowley is surprisingly popular in Hell, among a certain demographic.

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    02 Oct 2019

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    The “honeymoon stage” of their freedom from their respective authorities was short-lived. With every passing day, the demon grew antsier, more boorish, and insufferable. He hovered over Aziraphale like a dark cloud, controlling and possessive. The angel was now at his wit's end with the irritable serpent, but that was probably also due to his own growing anxiety. It was easy to feed off his friend’s concern when Aziraphale himself was fearful of when (because it had to be a matter of when not if) their offices would hunt them down and demand retribution once more.

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    26 Sep 2019