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    “W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.

    Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”

    “Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”

    “I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”

    “Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”

    or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).

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    15 Aug 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 88

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    “Hey,” he whispered, softly shushing him, “you’re okay. You’re okay. It wasn’t real.”

    Tommy clung to his shirt, sobbing into the soft fabric as he shook his head frantically. “It was me. It was me. I didn’t—”

    Wilbur gently rubbed circles on his back, easing out the tension in his shoulders. His sleeping shirt—which used to belong to Wilbur—hung off his thin frame. “Shh… you won’t get chosen. You’re fine,” he tried to reassure him, pulling up the thin blanket that had been kicked down to the foot of the bed and draping it over Tommy to conserve some of the quickly fleeting warmth. “Your name’s only in there once, remember?”

    Tommy sniffed and pressed his face into Wilbur’s shoulder. “You’re sure?”

    He nodded. “I’m sure.”

    Hunger Games AU where everyone is traumatized, the world is hell, and Wilbur's just trying to survive.

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    02 May 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    Crowley is given one last chance to save his floundering acting career when he is offered a role in a new musical adaptation of the beloved book, "The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch." Unfortunately, he'll be acting opposite Aziraphale, the ex he hasn't spoken to in over a decade and with whom he is definitely not still in love. When Crowley's past comes back to haunt him, he and Aziraphale must decide whether to repeat their actions from years prior, or to take their unexpected second chance and try again.

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    08 Mar 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Crowley, Aziraphale, Anathema, and Newt have all joined the cast of a reality/game show that will put the in simulated survival situations and compete against other teams. Everything in the simulation will feel real and people will get hurt. Some in the past have died. Would you survive?

    My entry for Febuwhump 2022

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    08 Mar 2022

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    “Wh— what?” Tommy choked out, his voice hoarse from the lack of use all day.

    The man rolled his eyes, as if he didn’t just ask a completely impolite question. “I said, do you have any booze?”

    Tommy sat still. He reached into his jacket pocket, his hand finding only a plastic pen. Could he stab this man with a plastic pen?

    Tommy pulled said piece of plastic out, visibly holding it up. “I have a pen.” Something about the bemused look on the man's face made Tommy click it, and again, repeatedly.

    click click click click click click click click—

    ...

    or; Tommy planned on dying. He meets Wilbur instead.

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    03 Mar 2022

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