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    "You remind me of an Aphrodite."
    "Oh?" Wilbur asks throwing seeds to the birds, "Is it because of my wonderful looks?" He strikes a pose and Tommy casts him a disgusted look, the raven perching on his head matching his expression.
    "No. It's because I find you insufferable."
    "Listen here you absolute child-"

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    A Vigilante fic but with far more mythology references, the SBI family dynamic, platonically married Bee duo, modern day gods, eventual apocalypse, and, most importantly, angst with a happy ending. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS STRICTLY PLATONIC!!!!

    Title from Wildcat! Wildcat!'s The End of the World Everyday

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    13 Sep 2022

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    After a heart-stopping few moments he finally managed to haul himself over the edge, rolling flat onto his back, heaving from the effort and adrenaline.
    Okay so not his finest moment, not like anyone saw it though.

    “F.”

    Now Tommy wouldn’t say he screamed persay, maybe, more along the lines of a Manly Expression of Fear™. Yeah, that sounds right.

    The Crimson Crusader now found himself staring across the rooftop, to a familiar, red-caped figure. So much for seven hours of sleep.

     

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    I read too many vigilante and foster au fics and went "you know what would be neat". This was my first fic so go easy on her, she’s a bit rough around the edges lmao. It gets better as it goes on :)

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    13 Sep 2022

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    Could the universe be kind enough, so that Tommy could get a damn break from the mess that is his life?

    Please? just for one day.

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    "Okay, so maybe coming to the interview with a few broken ribs was a bad idea, but what choice did he have? Just not come and keep on being unemployed?

    Several bad things could happen during his interview, given the circumstances. There was an AI in the building designed by Vulcan which not only kept unwanted people from getting in, it scanned people for any unauthorized weapons or injuries. There was also the problem with his illegal documents since he wasn't an actual adult. But the biggest risk is that the job is at a hero organization.

    And he's a vigilante. Which are highly illegal."

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    or, yet another vigilante tommy au... except this time, there is at least one brain cell (you can figure out who has it)

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    27 Aug 2022

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    He ran his fingers slowly down his back. They reached something. Some things. Tommy’s breath quickened.
    He slowly opened the stall door, his shirt in his hand, looking around nervously for other people in the bathroom. He crept out and approached the sink mirror. His jaw dropped.
    “What. The. F***.”
    Wings. Auburn, feathered wings the length of his arms protruded out behind him, out of his back.
    This was definitely not puberty.

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    One day, Tommy's life is turned upside down when he discovers that he's grown wings. For some reason. Captured by a Secret Evil Organization™️, he meets some pretty wacky people with weird quirks of their own. Will they be able to escape back to their normal lives? What's the origin of their newly found abilities? Will they even want to go back to normal?

    Based off of Origins SMP made by Tommyinnit.

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    18 Aug 2022

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    Powers were so cool. Some of them looked a bit OP and others were a little more meh but that doesn't mean they're not amazing. On the contrary, the powers could be used for so many things that the people who use them for good deserve more recognition.

    Tommy has wanted to be a hero since he was a child.

    And he grew up wanting to be one. He even managed to get a job in the super’s agency in his district.

    In training, with no possibilities to actually fight crime until he is 18 and having to be an unpaid intern BUT HE IS ON HIS WAY.

    And he was asked for help when there’s a district collab!

    “Tommy, we are going to be hosting a very important reunion with the L’Manburg district and everything must be perfect”

    “That’s so cool! And what did you need the broom for?”

    “Oh, because the floor is dirty, I need you to clean it”

    OR // Superhero x Dream SMP/Origin SMP AU where Phil, Wilbur and Techno adopt a wannabe hero that works in another district because they are using him as an unpaid intern.

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    18 Aug 2022