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LA Is the Hell You Make It by touchstoneaf for OffYourBird
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Angel: the Series, Angel: The Series (Comics)
08 Dec 2019
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Team Angel has gone through the looking glass. But this time, they happened to do it a little differently. See, the one thing the Senior Partners didn’t count on was Buffy.
Normally, the Powers That Be can’t affect things in a hell dimension ruled by entities who suck at losing so bad they cheat their own lawyers. But when you not only have a bunch of Champions… but also a bonafide PTB conduit stuck in your hellscape like a fly in the ointment, it causes serious problems for hellgod types… and really makes things interesting for a bunch of lost souls and demons trying to make a difference in Hell-A.
Also, you know… Who knew Hell could be such a nice vacation spot for a vampire and Slayer who just wanted a damn moment alone?
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- Part 2 of "Souls In Bondage"
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Cry Havoc, and Let Slip Your Heart by touchstoneaf for OffYourBird
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
04 Dec 2019
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(S4, between Something Blue and Hush)
The Hellions have visited Sunnydale before. Here and there, in twos and threes, looking for a good time. Any hellmouth is a good time, after all. Usually they don’t stay long, since the new Slayer started to get a reputation for making good times go bad. No one wants to play when there’s a sheriff in town. But then word gets around that a vamp with a reputation of his own has joined the Slayer’s camp. That pisses off more than a few boys in the demon world; especially demons with a score to settle and a serious dislike of vamps in general, that one in particular.
What’s interesting is… Once the score gets settled, the sheriff gets distracted dealing with the fallout. And all of a sudden, the town’s wide open.
Or is it?
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The Ethnocentrism of Vampthropology by touchstoneaf for OffYourBird
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Angel: the Series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Comics)
28 Aug 2019
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Buffy has a run-in with the Scourge, and she learns a few things from them—about the nature of vampires, the Slayer line, herself, and about a certain bleach-blond vampire who vanished into flames at the end of the world a year ago, and took all the heat of her heart with him.
She needs answers. But when she rings in from Rome to LA to reach the one vampire she has left, she finds out something that she never thought possible. What--and who--she finds in her old hometown sends her on a journey of self-discovery and reunification the likes of which she never dreamed... one that bids fare to set both broken souls and bound demons free.
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- Part 1 of "Souls In Bondage"
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How far would they have to go to break the cycle? What act and what sacrifice would be enough to bring them back to each other?
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The Ravenclaw Who's Crap at Riddles by touchstoneaf
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Apr 2017
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Original character story inspired by my own realization that as a Pottermore-sorted Ravenclaw myself who has more than a little Hufflepuff in me, I'd be hopeless getting into my own common-room, because for God's sake, I cannot do riddles to save my life, and what would that be like?!
Recent series
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"Souls In Bondage" by touchstoneaf
Fandom: Angel: the Series, Angel: The Series (Comics), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Comics), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
08 Dec 2019
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"There was something else I was going to ask you," Aziraphale continued, unabashed. "Ah… How to put it?" He tapped his hand on his thigh for a moment, and then apparently found inspiration. "Ah! When you're…" Crowley made the mistake of making eye contact with him, and Aziraphale gave him another outrageous wink. "Dining out… What cutlery do you prefer to use?"
"I'm sorry?" Crowley said pleasantly, trying his best not to cause anything in the dining room to catch aflame in his frustration.
Aziraphale gave him a reproachful stare, as if Crowley were being very stupid. "When you're eating, Crowley. Do you favour the… The knife?" Aziraphale actually glanced conspicuously at his own crotch, and Crowley considered leaving the dining room via the nearest window. "Or the spoon?" Another raised eyebrow. "Or even, let's say, a fork?"
"What the fuck is the fork in this situation?" Crowley hissed through gritted teeth.
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Aziraphale mentions that he'd like to have sex with Crowley. Crowley is completely taken-aback, and very conflicted, and very interested. Aziraphale is also trying to kill him by using elaborate food metaphors to explain the whole subject, which is not helping in the slightest.
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Bookmarked by touchstoneaf
15 Sep 2019
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This story is written for the Elysian Fields' anniversary banner first challenge. Restfield, who drew the banner, wanted to know what would have happened if Willow's spell from Something Blue had been used in Season Six.
Bookmarked by touchstoneaf
23 Aug 2019
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Things go a little differently during Something Blue. After sharing an intimate encounter with Spike during the Will Be Done spell, Buffy finds it difficult to get back to normal. And being kidnapped by the Initiative certainly doesn’t help.
Bookmarked by touchstoneaf
23 Aug 2019