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    “Bloody hell, mate,” Harry murmured almost tenderly and Bruce’s eyes widened when Harry cupped his left cheek in a gentle hand and caressed Bruce’s cheekbone with his thumb. “Can there be a day we meet when you aren’t wet and dirty?” his words startled a subdued chuckle from Bruce, and Harry smiled and helped Bruce up. “Come on. Let’s get you cleaned up.”

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    10 Apr 2021

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    “Just tell me you've got somewhere to stay kid.” Stark practically begged.
    At least this one Harry could answer positively.
    “Oh yeah, it's fine. My house came with me."
    ...
    “I've changed my mind. You're not Oliver Twist. You're Dorothy.”

    Thanks to good old Black family paranoia, Harry finds himself stranded in a world full of superheroes.
    Peter's got a crush, Harry's oblivious, and Tony thinks his kids are hilarious.

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    07 Apr 2021

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    It was all gone.
    Magic was gone.
    Harry didn't know what this world was, but he knew it wasn't his own.
    He was alone.
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    Harry Potter wakes up in an alley in New York City to a world vastly different than the one he knows. Apparently superheroes exist, and his new neighbour might be one of them.

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    07 Apr 2021

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    Britain isn't safe for Harriet anymore, at least not during the summer. Left reeling after the death of her only father figure, Harriet learns that she has a biological father named Tony Stark. She has a second chance at a family, but building a happy family isn't always so easy.
    I suck at summaries but you should read this! It has drama! romance! angst! fluff! and a happy ending!

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    04 Apr 2021

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    Harry Potter was absolutely, unashamedly, done.
    First Voldy uses a Ritual to bring his pasty snake ass back to life, killing Cedric- which, by the way, thanks for the extra trauma.
    Second, Harry goes through a lovely year of being tortured with a damn writing utensil and ends up in Azkaban for breaking into the Ministry- which Dumbledore chose not to prevent.
    So fuck him.

    One year later he gets released... only to find out he has to go back to the Dursley's; which no thanks- Azkaban wasn't that bad compared to that.

    Luckily for the plot, Sirius knows of Harry's true parentage and decides it'll be better for everyone if Harry just pops over to America to be emancipated and he can go live with his godfather; it's not like this Tony Stark guy will put up much of a fuss right?

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    04 Apr 2021

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