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    The thing is, Stiles has no interest whatsoever in going on a TV dating show. Deep down, in his heart of hearts -- and publicly, to anyone who is foolish enough to bring up the topic -- Stiles thinks it's kind of pathetic. Because it's all fake, for starters, like all "reality" TV is fake, but also he thinks the people who go on those shows are more interested in attention than love, so what's the point? It's like narcissistic masturbation with some television exhibitionism thrown in for good measure. And letting the entire nation -- nay, the world -- mock your lack of pick-up prowess? Noooo thank you.

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    25 Sep 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Based on prompt no. 2 “This knife was meant for spreading jam, not jamming it into people’s esophagus’s!”

    Wherein Temari uses a knife improperly, and Tenten won't let her hear the end of it.

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    24 Sep 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    For prompt no. 17 “Would you like to explain to me why you just put a hole in my wall?”

    Shikamaru punches a hole through Sakura's wall. She can't really deal with that until she has her morning coffee.

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    24 Sep 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    There is a wild boar on Hinata's back, and a sunflower rising from Ino's heel that blooms at the top of her thigh.

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    24 Sep 2018

  5. Rec 73

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    Tsunade tells him that the best way to a woman's heart is through her stomach. Naruto leaves Sakura snacks.

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    24 Sep 2018