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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    Tim is losing braincells because someone is looking like a damn snack in a tight shirt.

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    19 Sep 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 35

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    Usually it's Tim who forgets his own birthday. But there's another bird who does it too.

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    19 Sep 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    It wasn’t that Tim had a knack for knowing what would work, it was just that he was stubborn. He refused to throw things away when other people thought they were worthless; he just wouldn’t give up until he found a use for them.

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    19 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 51

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    For years, Gotham's famous dating show has been using its platform to disguise a human trafficking operation. One Bruce catches wind of what's going on he sends Tim and Jason on the show: Tim as the bachelor and Jason as the contestant, in the hopes of getting the evidence they need to shut the operation down. Tim and Jason think it won't be a big deal to act for the cameras and it's not, until feelings start coming into the mix and it stops being pretend.

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    24 Jun 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    “Why does this sound like a plot for one of the Ocean’s Eleven movies?” Jason asks, arms crossed over his skintight black bodysuit. “Seriously, all you’re missing are George Clooney and Brad Pitt.”

    Reminding himself that he can’t do this without Stray, Tim answers. “Well, we’ve got an international antiquities smuggling ring, a ton of bored rich people with nothing better to do than show off how much money they have, and we get to dress up in ridiculously expensive tuxedos, all the while concealing weapons and tech that will undoubtedly get us kicked out or worse if the bad guys find it. This almost sounds like something that happened to me last month but without the antiquities part.”

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    21 Jun 2019