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    it happens all at once, so quickly that jeongguk almost doesn’t have time to react. but years of training and defending himself have prepared him for moments like these, and the second yoongi, without any prior warning, flings the steak knife at his face, jeongguk’s body snaps sideways. he hears the knife embed itself in the wall, and he turns around to look at it for a second.

    “you ruined the wallpaper,” he says, and then looks back at yoongi. only then does it all come together in his mind—yoongi knows. yoongi knows that he knows. jeongguk has been hired to kill yoongi, but there’s a very high chance that yoongi has been hired to kill jeongguk.

    “oops,” says yoongi.

    (or: two can keep a secret if one of them is dead. a mr. and mrs. smith au.)

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    19 Jun 2019

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    namjoon [1:12]
    so
    you met jimin and taes roommate last night

    yoongi [1:15]
    …...yeah

    namjoon [1:15]
    met him real good

    yoongi [1:16]
    oh my god

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    what not to do when you find yourself falling for the guy you almost slept with but then didn’t because he turned out to be your friends’ roommate: a guide by min yoongi

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    16 Jun 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    yoongo bongo and his cute jungkook

  3. Public Bookmark 63

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    "Seems like all you needed was a gold medal, a little alcohol and a full body mirror to get your exhibitionist side to come out.”

    Namjoon wins a gold medal, gets half drunk and promptly tweets a picture of his bruised ass for the world to see.

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    27 May 2019

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    anything sports Olympic is my jam

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    Jungkook’s friends are… weird, to put it gently. But he is too, so he like, has to love them. It’s practically an obligation at this point. Besides, there is more than sufficient blackmail material between the six of them, from pictures at birthday parties to that one video of Yoongi “singing” at the Christmas party, which Namjoon had insisted was a “celebration of all December holidays so we can be inclusive” despite none of them even knowing what Kwanzaa is or how to spell it. Naturally, this prompted a quick Google by Namjoon, who proceeded to turn off the music and make everyone sit down so he could explain. Jungkook thought it was sweet, but that’s all beside the point.

    Day two with Taehyung staying over at Seokjin, Hoseok, and Jimin’s apartment isn’t absolutely-tastelessly-drunk-karaoke-with-rental-parrots-on-Seokjin’s-birthday weird. It’s not even shooting-niche-porn-of-one-of-your-best-friends weird. It’s weird in the way that leaves a stain on Jungkook he’ll never be able to rub away, despite all of the other unbelievably strange things that happen to him on a day to day basis.

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    22 May 2019

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    Hyoseon rubs her temple and curses not only her life but her afterlife also because she's sure Kim fucking Taeyoung will haunt her with unreasonable requests even there. How has Taeyoung managed to get through life without learning even the basics of female orgasm? Has she been trying to learn about sex from straight male porn? Hyoseon can't believe Taeyoung doesn't even know about foreplay. Fifty Shades of Grey could have taught her about foreplay. How is it possible that Taeyoung's never read Fifty Shades of Grey, not even out of intellectual curiosity?

    In which Kim fucking Taeyoung asks Hyoseon to be her orgasm Yoda.

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    03 May 2019