tobinlaughing

the bunny seen in the video for the song, "Everyone else has had more sex than me", with the words "does anyone else get that feeling"  superimposed on the left side, in red



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    Steve takes in Bucky's betrayed look and Sam's confusion, follows Sam's gaze to the pile of mangled fruit in the trash can. Sudden comprehension fills his face.

    "Oh," he says. "Bucky found out about bananas."

     

    In which an American icon is mourned. But probably not the one you're thinking of.

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    04 Aug 2018

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    Pretty much gold. Not unlike, say, a banana.
    Also "shut up, you like dumb bananas" needs to be a phrase in wider circulation.

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    The only thing really stopping Tony Stark from attempting to conquer the world is that he wouldn't know what to do with it once he conquered it. He's still pretty sure he could do it, though.

    SHIELD's pretty sure he could do it, too, and SHIELD is pretty uncomfortable with that. There's a plan in place, in case Tony makes a try for world domination, or any sort of caped super villainy. It involves Steve. No one is surprised.

    This is not that plan. This is a training exercise, involving paint balls.

    It might end with world domination, anyway.

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    31 Mar 2018

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    It isn't quite a love triangle. For one thing, Clark's the only one romantic enough to even think the word 'love'. For another, Clark and Bruce would be beating the holy hell out of each other even without Lois' involvement. And if Lois was aware of the secrets they were keeping, she'd be beating the holy hell out of the both of them. Overall, Bruce's visit to Metropolis has been a mixed bag for everyone involved.

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    07 Jul 2017

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    Bucky Barnes has no intention of standing by and letting Hydra hurt Steve Rogers. His first priority is to secure Darcy Lewis. His second priority is to burn Hydra to the ground.

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    06 Jul 2017

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    Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans. She may not be the World's Finest, but she's a mother with a shotgun, and all told that might be scarier.

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    15 Jun 2017