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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    Or: Real Housewives of The Medium: Battleroyale
    Or: The Housewives Route

    Kanaya Maryam-Lalonde fucking hates the neighbors. Or, well, The Neighbor. Terezi is a perfectly fine, respectable woman- an excellent lawyer by all accounts. But her wife... her wife is a foul beast who could only have been sent with the express purpose of shattering this otherwise paradisaical suburban life.

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    27 Feb 2020

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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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    22 Feb 2020

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    Title translation for Alternian readers:
    IN WHICH THE ALIEN PROTAGONIST ATTEMPTS TO BOND MORE CLOSELY WITH HIS MALE TROLL FRIEND, ABOUT WHOM HE HAS CONFUSED ROMANTIC FEELINGS, VIA THE MEDIUM OF EROTIC LITERATURE WRITING.
    RATED 8+ SWEEPS FOR MENTIONS OF EQUIPMENT OF A SEXUAL NATURE, GENITALIA, CONCUPISCENT ACTIVITES, AND FREQUENT FREUDIAN SLIPS.

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    21 Feb 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Some people think dreams are a peek into your alternate universe lives. Sometimes you've lived too many lives to realize that they're more than just dreams.

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    20 Feb 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    Things are going pretty good for Dave Elizabeth Strider, until his sister sends him a link to a video of an angry boy that basically ruins his chances of being the token straight kid. Meanwhile said Angry Boy is working on juggling irrational homophobes, his future of preaching (or, better yet, just screaming), and dealing with his flustered, clearly gay soulmate.

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    11 Feb 2020

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