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She knew next to nothing, and Google was largely unhelpful. All of her searches (“vampire sex rules” and “vampire dos and don’ts” and one very self-indulgent “average vampire cock size big?”) linked her to dated top ten lists written by anyone other than an actual vampire.
Twenty minutes of frustrated scrolling eventually led her to a supernatural dating forum. The website was horribly aged, but still active. Questions were tagged, which meant that it was easy to narrow down her search. Vampire, she clicked, and Sex.
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In which Rey gets suckered into shooting porn with one of Poe's pickiest vampire actors.
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Shade on a Sunny Street by tigbit
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
16 Dec 2019
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Ben was shitty at house-hunting and he knew it.
His realtor knew it too, and her patience for his shrugs and general lack of preference was wearing thin. No matter how hard he tried, Ben could not bring himself to care about wainscoting. Or the state of fascia. Or the word fascia, as it ultimately reminded him of something that should be done in a spa.
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In which Ben buys a house with a familiar ghost in the attic.
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“Personally, I think even using the word ‘doom’ qualifies as dramatic.”
“You don’t understand,” she protested. “This dinner has become a thing. Like a relationship-defining thing. If it were alive, it’d be breathing. It’d have legs and a central nervous system and probably a sense of free will. We talked about this dinner before we even left the lab.”
“So you’ve mentioned.”
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Rey and Ben go on their infamous date.
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- Part 2 of Unexpected Universe
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“You don’t care that someone, that people will watch you fuck?” He looks two seconds away from puking. “Like multiple, multiple people will be able to describe your vagina. They’ll probably analyze it in a boardroom. Someone will feel proud about a shitty PowerPoint full of annotated pictures. They will use words like ‘arousal fluid’ and consult charts and these things will never not be digitally saved. That doesn’t bother you?”
“Are you suggesting my vagina is unworthy of analysis?”
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In which Rey attempts to bolster her bank account by volunteering to fuck an Alpha in a scientific study. Plans go pear-shaped when she accidentally triggers scientist!Ben’s first Rut.
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- Part 1 of Unexpected Universe
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“Hey, so, speaking of food, what are your thoughts on me bringing you lunch? In the future, of course,” she adds, just a beat too late. “What would the—where would I go? Hypothetically?”
“Why is your voice echoing?”
Damn the First Order and their penchant for aesthetically pleasing tall ceilings. And damn their love of chrome. “It’s not echoing.”
“Rey, are you in a bathroom?”
Someone flushes. “No.”
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A fic in which Rey attempts to bring Ben lunch, and things just get a little Out of Hand.
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She blinks some more. “You’re—I mean—you’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”“Worse than Cormac Mc-Doge-Coin?” Malfoy asks in disbelief. “Seriously?”
Hermione pauses. “That feels . . . like a trick question.”
“Jesus fuck,” Malfoy says, looking appalled.
[ALTERNATIVELY: the prestigious-but-at-what-cost summer internship au]
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01 Jan 2024
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Astoria Greengrass can’t remember a time when she didn’t know she would one day be a Malfoy. Her entire life has been focused on one thing only: becoming the perfect wife to the scion of Wizarding society’s most prominent Pureblood family. Not even a war can get in the way of that goal—but her fiancé’s feelings for Hermione Granger just might.
On the evening of her engagement ball Astoria’s world is rocked to its foundations and she finds herself facing some difficult decisions. But if there’s one thing she’s learned from Hermione (and Draco) it’s that well-behaved women rarely make history. And sometimes the drastic choice is the only one to make.
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23 Sep 2023
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In attempting to define a precise plan of action in response to the particular piece of unexpected news she had recently (six months still qualified as recent, in relative terms, didn’t it?) received, Hermione did the only thing she knew would calm the tornado which was currently whirling about her stomach.
She made a list.
Pro: Any traits a person could hope for in the father of one's offspring are admittedly present in the man who has assisted in creating this one.
Con: However many admirable traits he may possess, the aforementioned co-creator is still, to his detriment, Draco Malfoy- Language:
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01 Aug 2023
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How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.
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29 Jul 2023
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This fic is going to battle for the top masterwork of the Dramione fandom when it's finished. It's already one of the best things I've ever read--not just in terms of what it's building up ship-wise, but as a character piece for Draco.
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“Creators,” she breathes, biting back a whimper.
“Why do you call for them?” Solas inquires, gently didactic, reasonable. His voice is in that paradoxical place between liquid smooth and darkly rough. The tongue of disaster is honeyed. “They cannot hear.”
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21 Jun 2023