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    The Gusu Lan. With their perfectly masked scents and robes that sit high and tight against any possible mating marks? They are always unknown, and their intervention can only be met with shamefaced apologies by those who could be as controlled as they-- but are not. They stride into chaos as pillars of unblemished white, and the world is cowed before them.

    Yes, the Gusu Lan are made of stone; they are the envy of all. Still, there are things that Lan Qiren’s teachings cannot prepare a heart for, and they are all wrapped up in an infuriatingly cocky boy named Wei Ying. Heavens help us all.

    “Ha, everyone acts like it’s such a secret, but you’re an alpha Lan Zhan, I could tell right away. It’s lucky you are-- otherwise, you’d already be hopelessly in love with me, you know. Hey, what’s with that face?”

    *Basically it's canon MDZS/The Untamed but with A/B/O because I am pure and unrepentant trash. (Also because this idea wouldn't go away).*
    *Continues past canon, slowburn with long payoff because we've earned it*

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    16 Apr 2020

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    The members of the Lan Clan have never been particularly well-known for their good judgement when it comes to matters of the heart.

    Which is why it should come as a surprise to no one when Lan Wangji falls in love with an actual ghost.

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    05 Apr 2020

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    or, one hundred and thirty-three principles of the Gusu Lan, pertaining to the state of marriage

     

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    He bows to Wei Wuxian, sword in hand, sleeves falling properly. Wei Wuxian bows in return, and the sect leaders begin the opening courtesies, and for all of ten minutes Lan Wangji is under the impression that he is betrothed to a boy who is perfectly normal and acceptable apart from an unfortunate tendency to fidget with his clothes.

    That impression does not last.

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    05 Apr 2020

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    When Geralt brings Jaskier to Kaer Morhen, the other Witchers take a shine to the bard.

    Too much of a shine, if you ask Geralt. Not that anyone's asked. Or that Geralt really cares. Much. Or at all. Really, he doesn't. Nope.

    Not in the slightest.

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    04 Mar 2020

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    "Jaskier," he says, and Jaskier freezes mid-struggle and tips his head back against the tree to look up at him.

    "Geralt," he says, his eyes hazy and his voice a low rumble. Geralt looks at him in silence, not sure what to say. "Oh, my handsome wolf, come to eat me up?"

    Jaskier is definitely not in his right mind.

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    20 Feb 2020