Three men have sex with each other.
23 Apr 2014
I read my friend's One Direction/hockey porn even though she asked me not to BUT SHE PUBLISHED IT ON THE INTERNET whatever anyway as a penalty I had to write five thousand words about The Rock hooking up with Doctor Who and also manly bro-longing so, like, here
Fandoms: Inception (2010)
26 Nov 2010
Arthur's a corporate lawyer, Eames owns the coffee shop across the street, and all good love stories start with a quadruple shot latte.
For moms and dads and all the people you become that you swore you never would.
Construction manager Ivan Locke only cheated on his wife once—just once in 15 years—but the difference between once and never is everything.
Tom Hardy as Ivan Locke
Olivia Colman as Bethan Maguire
Ruth Wilson as Katrina Locke
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Sep 2014
Tony shrugs, looking entirely unrepentant. "Condoms fail like three percent of the time. When you think about it, it's amazing I don't have two hundred illegitimate kids floating around out there."
(Or, the one where Tony has a surprise tween daughter.)
- Part 1 of Home
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14 Nov 2014