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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    One boy’s heartbreak happened twenty years ago, the other’s, a half hour.

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    25 Jun 2018

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    One for sorrow,

    Two for joy,

    Three for a girl,

    Four for a boy,

    Five for silver,

    Six for gold,

    Seven for a secret,

    Never to be told.

    Eight for a wish,

    Nine for a kiss,

    Ten for a bird,

    You must not miss.

     

    Loki catches his brother sex chatting girls online behind Jane’s back. Thor is a real asshole about it. He’s a real asshole, period. He deserves a lesson. And Loki deserves revenge. He sets up a profile as a fictional girl to entrap his brother and ruin what he has with Jane. Or that was the plan. As it happens, things don’t go quite as expected.

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    04 May 2018

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    He knew he shouldn't, these weren't words meant for his eyes, but he kept reading because he couldn't count how many times he wished he could put the feeling of loss into words, notoriously tricky things that they were, instead of carrying it around like an empty space inside him wherever he went, whatever he did.

    Or: Sokka can't help but be a little curious about the person who sent the letter he just found. If only messenger hawks could talk.

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    29 Apr 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    Prince Zuko leaves a very poor first impression on Bato and Hakoda

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    29 Apr 2018

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    Ad left 10h ago in section male - male
     

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    Looking for someone to accompany a middle-aged man to a social outing in the country NEXT weekend. I only wish to make my homophobic mother squirm non-stop for sixty hours and nothing more. Successful applicant will be rewarded handsomely. Cash bonus on offer if you are one or several of the following: young (must be eighteen or over - no practical joke is above the law), working class, someone with an extreme aversion to received pronunciation or in possession of a strong regional accent/dialect.

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    08 Jan 2018

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