this_aint_a_scene_its_a_fantasy



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    “Wade Wilson dropped by last night,” Clint explained, like it was any other Friday. “Brought pizza and beer.” There was a thoughtful silence through the phone and then:
    “You had a pizza party with Deadpool.” Phil said and Clint slid down the couch onto his back. Yeah, that pretty much summed up the situation.

    Or: the one where Clint does something nice for Wade, and Wade decides to never let him go.

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    29 Jun 2017

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    All Clint wants is to get through his afterlife with as little human interaction as possible. He's got his job, he's got good friends (as friendly as the Angels of Death ever are, anyway), and he's got his little apartment. It's not much, but it works for him--that is, until Phil Coulson's name appears on his assignment sheet. Over and over and over.

    Surprisingly, Clint finds that he doesn't mind that much.

    (In which Clint is an angel who is terrible at first impressions, Phil is the downtrodden neighbor he's assigned to help, and the New York office is having a major problem with office supply theft.)

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    28 Jun 2017

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    When Clint was teenager, his ex-girlfriend brought his son, Francis, to him and said that she couldn't raise their child. Clint didn't want to see his son go into the system and decided that he would raise Francis himself. Since then Clint has been trying to be the best father he could be, but could never really settle into one place.

    With some help from an old friend, Clint has managed to Francis into Shield Academy, a where there is handsome assistant principal. Clint has sworn off relationships, but his old friend wants to see him happy and is willing to do whatever it takes to make him happy.

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    27 Jun 2017

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    A series of tales centering around Phil Coulson, his friends, and his assets.

    Ultimately this is working towards a Clint Barton/Phil Coulson relationship, but it won't be an easy or short path.

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    27 Jun 2017

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    Phil has been wishing that Clint would be more than just his best agent and work friend. When he gets that wish, it turns out to be too good to be true. . . Until it's exactly true.

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    26 Jun 2017