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  1. Summary

    Continuation of City is at War but with Magda and babies and not high school.

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  2. Summary

    A non-powered High School AU, in which Charles and Erik are as obsessed with each other as they are with getting other people into bed.

    Raven's a little exasperated Charles won't stop seducing her friends, but hey, she got her girlfriend, Angel, out of it, and freaking people out with the fact she sleeps with her brother is the most fun she has all day.

    Alex and Darwin are dating, except when they're not. They're okay with this.

    Sean wants two things: to get high and be dominated in bed. He always succeeds.

    Moira is their English teacher, but she always seems to be at their parties. Despite his best efforts, Erik can't seem to seduce her.

    Azazel, Janos, and Emma, are your typical older kids, ie drug dealers in a dysfunctional three-way.

    Hank is just starting to get the picture of what he's stumbled into. We'll mark him down as scared and horny.

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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    It began before they had ever met Kravitz, before the Bureau even, he didn’t even catch feels for Magnus for a while but it felt inevitable when it turned into something more. They never talk about it during the day. But now Kravitz is a thing, and that’s like two planes colliding, Taako has no idea how to reconcile the two, he just wants everything too much.

    (Or; Taako is bad at feelings but good at snuggling.)

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    28 Sep 2017

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    *aka "his husband, his sister, and his brother in law."
    **aka "annoys his family"

    Taako is supposed to die on the 18th of October, 652 A.H. Taako knows this. Taako stole Kravitz’s calendar-slash-agenda and on 10/18/52, it is marked in red: “Take Taako home.” There’s an asterisk mark with the addendum, “buy flowers maybe?”

    Taako had grinned to see it.

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    24 Sep 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    05 Jun 2016

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    A very short, modern-day take on Maria and Alexander. Inspired by that one picture of LMM with his mouth open. You know, that one.

    (Please mind the tags and consider your own comfort level before reading. <3)

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    02 Apr 2016

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    23 Mar 2016