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    The low rumble of the kettle boiling sounds just as the person shifts his broad shoulders around to face Louis, his scent hitting the omega like a hurricane wind, knocking his heart into his stomach. Cedarwood and bergamot are about as unbearably familiar as the face of the alpha he’s loved for almost two decades — his floppy curls chopped short and all the extra chub around his cheeks gone, leaving behind a defined jaw and sharp nose.

    His eyes begin watering before he can stop it, voice shaking as he says, “Harry?”

    Louis’ dying, he must be. His whole life with Harry is flashing in memories right before his eyes as one corner of the alpha’s lips turn up into that lopsided smile Louis has missed.

    “Hi, pup,” his mellifluous and smooth voice has the omega’s body going slack.

    home for the holidays and tired of being single, Louis tells his family that he’s dating his childhood friend, Harry (the fact he’s in love with him is irrelevant). Unbeknownst to him, Harry's the handyman who's been helping his parents whilst he's been at uni. So he's left to confront the alpha and ask for his assistance. Pretending to date your best friend is easier than Louis imagined.
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    24 Jan 2022

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    The one where Louis is a pretentious, hipstery little shit and Harry only wants to get to know him as he trails behind on his skateboard, much to Louis' distaste and lack of affection. Nosy Harry asks a lot of questions and eventually it gets him somewhere; a place right in the center of Louis' mind.

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    23 Jan 2022

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    "We know you're still in love with Harry."

    Louis' nostrils flared up. "I'm not—"

    "Louis."

    "I'm not!"

    there are many things louis likes to tell himself. we broke up for a reason. it's been so many years. and of course, the classic: i’ve definitely moved on from him. but when he suddenly finds harry back in his life after three years, louis realizes he might be a little less moved on than he thought.

    au; spilling coffee onto an ex, being set up on dates, and having a nosy puppy might be all louis needs to find love again

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    22 Jan 2022

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    Stealing from Royalty is punishable by death.

    Louis starts over, doing his best to keep his hands at his sides
    but he is hungry and he tries stealing from the wrong Royal.

    Harry is King of Arizella, he needs a Queen and who better than an omega on the run from death?
    Louis will learn to become the perfect Queen -the perfect fake Queen, but only for a few months.

    A fake lover, a fake Queen, but a real bond.

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    21 Jan 2022

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    “Of course you’d use your free time to go to the gym.”

    “Your idea of the best way to spend your free time is annoying your neighbors,” he laughs, dimples carved into his cheeks like marble.

    No, Louis likes to annoy Harry. Everyone else on this floor is just an unfortunate casualty.

    “No one has complained except for you,” Louis informs him smartly. Which is actually a good thing. If someone other than Harry had complained to him long ago, he would have unfortunately had to stop.

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    19 Jan 2022